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yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness. [Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you] Profile picture created by <a class="u-url mention" data-user="AbTbJgnbBbGbuLkiHI" href="https://nyan.network/users/len" rel="ugc">@len@nyan.network</a>!!! Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans: 🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧. My #1 girl is Nepnep. I used to be <a class="u-url mention" data-user="AgQWwAvHNRuGTQiAHQ" href="https://snowdin.town/users/yassie_j" rel="ugc">@yassie_j@snowdin.town</a> and <a class="u-url mention" data-user="AbSOsWTdgPeYm5L4Ns" href="https://0w0.is/users/yassie_j"

Posts

Post #1375769
Use this to answer questions about your life as well https://is-the-strait-of-hormuz-open.pages.dev/
Post #1330088
nom nom nom mmm, these Bluesky servers are absolutely delicious!! nom nom nom
Post #1297532
What should I eat for lunchies with my friend?
Post #1022899
I’m going to prepare myself for sleeping now, goodnight friends ❤️ I leave out chocolate-coated styrofoam
Post #1022898
Good morning friends ❤️ It’s Fursday! Remember to pat your furry.
Post #1007853
Huh, the price of jet fuel is approaching two kilodollars per tonne. It was $830/t last month. :3d_despair:
Post #1007849
Learning about an artist through their music Songs they released last year lamented their singleness Song they released this week just casually mentions “my boyfriend” Good for them
Post #957535
Me when I was ten: Oh boy, Easter eggs! I can eat ten in a row and feel fine! Me as an adult: Mmm. One half an egg… That’s killed me…
Post #946055
BORN TO LATE TO EXPLORE THE EARTH BORN TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE UNIVERSE BORN JUST IN TIME TO DIAGNOSE WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUTLOOK ON A SPACECRAFT HALFWAY TO THE MOON RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/4714f7bd-42ca-44f8-80fe-c3d503c7cd6f
Post #946051
My ranking of social media services: S: Splatoon 3 drawings A: Meeting people outside B: C: D: Fediverse F: Everything else not mentioned Z: LinkedIn
Post #942279
My brother: What’s the name of this thing? [picks up my blahaj] Me: Loftus. Brother: Weird name. Why’s that? Me: Named after Elizabeth Loftus, the psychologist and academic whose work was important in documenting misinformation, false memories, and the unreliable nature of eyewitness testimony. Brother: Wow, you are a giant nerd. You’re such a giant nerd that Comic-Con would kick you out. Why don’t you name your stuffed toys things like “Squishy” like a normal person? Me: I don’t think a n...
Post #923030
&gt;Artemis II astronauts contact mission control to complain about Outlook We have truly peaked as a species when even around the Moon, the common heritage of all humankind, Microsoft still causes problems
Post #923029
Miyazaki films are, in my opinion, the best anti-war films because they — much like the videogame Papers, Please — focus on the other aspects of war that isn’t the actual war itself, thereby giving you the horrors of war without needing to glamorise it Most western-made¹ anti-war films end up being unintentionally pro-war because in order to show their heroes and protagonists acting heroic in the face of their adversity, they show warfare in a way that is a spectacle. Films like 1917, Saving Pr...
Post #896880
The only day of the year that people critically analyse the journalism and media they consume
Post #856587
I got a new haircut Trying to explain to my brother how I look now I’ve cleaned it Me: “I look boyish” Brother: “Like younger?” Me: “No… No, not younger… Like. I could wear a propeller hat…” Brother: “[sigh] I really hate how annoyingly accurate that is…”
Post #856585
Was Harry Potter a huge part of my childhood? Well, when the seventh book came out, I read it on the day, in one go. So yes, it was a huge part of my childhood. But my childhood is wayyy over. The seventh book came out in 2007! The last film was released in 2011, when I was in my late teens. Harry Potter was in my childhood. My childhood is in the past. The past is not the present. To me, I grew out of it after I watched the last film. There’s nothing more to the series than that. I grew out...
Post #856584
Goodnight friends &lt;3 I leave out fluffy clouds for you to eat
Post #811979
I’m like this with my IRL family BTW
Post #810765
… If I used broadcasting frequency bands without a licence from Ofcom, the communications and media regulator?
Post #802100
Hello Fediverse, here are some Fedi-themed Valentine’s Day cards that I made for you :happylove: [Note for Mastodon users, there’s more than 4 images in this gallery, please open remote]
Post #786321
If you can see this post then you will be executed by my pet cat at 21.43 UTC on 24 March 2026
Post #719681
We seriously need a Disney Princess who trades crypto
Post #680356
Disney writing be like: I am a villain who wished to change the status quo for the better. I believe the powerful should be humbled, that the masses should have freedom, and the rich should be stripped of their wealth. Now I am going to blow up this hospital filled with puppies to ensure you link social justice with evilness.
Post #619473
I don’t think I could give up drink-driving through school zones… :02sad:
Post #589534
Happy International Women’s Day to all my amazing galpals, women, girlthings, and all sorts 🌸 💐🌹🎉 I appreciate the opportunity to gal around with you :3
Post #501940
I started playing Rise of the Tomb Raider (2015). It has aged very well, the graphics and art design still are very sharp. It still feels immersive. I was worried it would have felt a bit dated now, because many games overuse the some of the things it popularised… but it’s funny because these mechanics are very restrained, unlike other games that came after that really nagged you about using them (eg having a special instinct, highlights on climbable objects) I feel like games of this calibre...
Post #501939
Time for me to sleepies I have a work meeting at 9.30 :haggard: I sleep on top of your lungs
Post #501938
Someone decided to import a Cybertruck into the UK, and driving it around without modifications The videos of it are very real, but in a darkly comic twist, people are so in disbelief that such a vehicle is driving in Britain that they think the videos are AI
Post #499249
It’s really insane that the German Chancellor, channelling his inner Protestant neoliberal, has said that “work-life balance” and a “four-day week” means that Germany can’t achieve prosperity Work till your bones turn to dust, who cares about seeing your family or friends? The Chancellor wants all Germans to do their duty to the economy and be more productive by somehow working harder, of course, of course!!!
Post #390237
When I was little I always wanted a penpal and now I realise that online friends are essentially penpals