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• Post #2736235

  @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place Google will become The Internet , then they'll ???, and then they'll PROFIT. Then they'll shut it down for unclear reasons and we can all touch grass.

• Post #2000921

  'Dead men tell no tales' implies that dead women just make shit up constantly

• Post #2000920

  RE: https://urusai.social/@thepi/116495505374852756 Vampire man sitting in the corner glaring at you vs. vampire woman telling you about how she fucked the pope at an orgy back in 1853. It's clear that she's never actually been to an orgy. Or 1853.

• Post #1188061

  'No, Ms. Witch, you can't "cure" all the trans people by turning them all into puppies. Yes, I know this one is thrilled, but not all of them want- 'Well, yes, a lot of them do say that, but- 'Yes, yes, it might even be most of them, it's the principle of the thing. At least ask them first!'

• Post #1188060

  the '3 centimetre' chunk of ginger I eyeballed for this soup turned out to be more like '3 inches' haha whoops :tomo_GumiTeehee:

• Post #1188059

  friendship ended with beach episode now fediverse episode is my best friend

• Post #929020

  Please wait, registering device… Get it gistered properly to begin with next time! :OiAngry:

• Post #929019

  orcish bard named oinko boinko send toot

• Post #929018

  In honour of God bein' dead for a bit, I've decided to do this cool devil jigsaw I picked up in Tasmania

• Post #929017

  Thinking about getting a Switch 2 for Bubsy 4D :tora_MinoriThink: it would not be wise but it would be funny

• Post #679482

  prank idea: change the labels on the car's dash so that engine speed is in decahertz and the speedometer is in kiloyards/hour