TayFoNay, Pet Detective
tayfonay@beige.party
<p>“We’re at DEFCON fuck”</p><p>Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus. </p><p>Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor. </p><p>Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration. </p><p>Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks. </p><p>:cubs: :bears:</p><p>Under his eye. She/Her.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/teamOrca" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>teamOrca</span></a></p>
Posts
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Post #4452805
Our friend made Thor into a sticker #Caturday
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Post #4321771
One of the tidal pools on the trail to Queens Bath. In the summer the north shore is relatively calm, so you can make your way along to the enclosed pool to swim. The water is such an amazing color and you can often spot sea turtles riding the waves nearby.
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Post #4306392
Good morning, Europe peeps! Here’s a pretty picture I took off a boat today
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Post #4173935
TIL that, if I’ve been in Kauai, I now need to check my aluminum water bottles for dead geckos before I refill them.
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Post #4145456
Midwest observations: In June 2021, we had an EF3 tornado pass just to the south of our house in the Chicago suburbs, by about a mile or so. It was at night, and the National Weather Service (NWS) warnings were non-stop. Sirens going off. Phone blowing up, TV blue screen of death, etc. I'd never seen anything like it in terms of alerts, so I knew we should actually go into the basement versus go on the porch with a beer, as one does. Fast forward to today, July 2026. One tornado warning a...
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Post #4102129
Even in the rain this place is fucking magnificent.
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Post #4087909
Who’s a pretty girl? #Caturday
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Post #4048338
RE: https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116965367300703261 This is the most amazing poll I’ve ever seen
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Post #4021052
I just want a salad.
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Post #4011878
Bruh
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Post #3984924
Ever since I got a new phone, my photos are synced with 11’s and shit like this just shows up
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Post #3921126
Rezdiffra? Now you’re not even trying.
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Post #3916747
Turns out if you want your clothes to dry you need to actually turn on the dryer follow me for more trad wife living tips
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Post #3915710
A Japanese company is pitching liquified natural gas to replace the oil Hawaii uses to generate electricity because… it’s better…
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Post #3883661
Some guy on the news last night ran some data of historical highs for the air quality index in the Chicago area and made this graph. He chose the suburb Northbrook because they’ve been measuring AQI since the 1980s. :thisisfinefire:
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Post #3882874
Woohoo we’re up 200! Oh wait.
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Post #3863580
Meanwhile... (this is real)
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Post #3856260
Morning thoughts: Imagine being on the medical staff keeping McConnell alive, watching the blatant lies happening in real time and you can’t say a word because of HIPPO
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Post #3832776
Feeling right at home among all this diarrhea talk as a psychologist who has worked in gastroenterology for 20 years
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Post #3827859
Ice cream sandwiches for dinner.
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Post #3793347
Opportunity to be part of a research study on medical trauma: If you've been diagnosed with a chronic medical condition, please consider helping out my good friend Sacha McBain with her study on medical trauma. Must be in the United States. Here are the details: We are currently recruiting adults (18 years or older) living in the United States who have a current or past diagnosis of a serious medical condition to participate in an online research study exploring experiences of medical t...
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Post #3792488
Caption this:
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Post #3786266
Trying to delicately explain period shits on a Teams meeting discussion about abdominal pain versus menstrual pain with my male colleagues and an industry partner this morning...
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Post #3762207
Lindsey AND Mitch in 1 month?! The universe is too kind yeah I fuckin said it. #USPol
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Post #3751630
Considering incorporating flopping into my daily life
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Post #3745850
Went to Kuma’s Corner last night for their ridiculously large but also ridiculously delicious burgers per the request of a friend passing through town. Great place to check out if you’re ever in Chicago. Or Schaumburg for some reason. I don’t know maybe you need to go to the mall. https://kumascorner.com/menu/ Granted, they name their burgers after heavy metal/rock bands but 👇 🤟
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Post #3718239
So @M_illy89@beige.party and I did too many reps of the stairs on Tuesday and I’ve been walking like Donald Trump since yesterday.
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Post #3648384
With few exceptions, my entire academic career has been having things I really think are cool and/or important getting a lukewarm response from reviewers and things that I’m lukewarm about but sure why not give it a try getting a holy shit this is great! response.
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Post #3640832
Kinda glad Shitler ruined the U.S. vibe for the World Cup, makes it easier to stomach whatever [gestures wildly] this is 😂
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Post #3617455
When Harry Met Sealy #TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames