"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
<p>Doesn't do ironic liking. Loves open source, loathes "meritocracy". Tech is political. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 :mn:<br />That's wench, not wrench.</p><p>Hostess of the movie review watch-a-long <a href="https://masto.hackers.town/tags/wenchwatches" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>wenchwatches</span></a> on Friday nights (US Central time).</p><p>"SocketWench has GOT to be Fedi’s WORST film critic. Full stop. The worst." - The Wrew</p><p>"You're like the Oscar the Grouch of cinema." -Housemate</p><p>"I do enjoy your movie griping." - KatS<br />Posts autodelete after one week.</p><p><a href="https://masto.hackers.town/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a></p>
Posts
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Post #4342647
Nice of the witch to copy-paste Hawk's horse. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4342475
I love how everyone is just...in a random forest. Like even the blacksmith is just in the middle of no where. Is he the most antisocial blacksmith ever? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4342054
The forest of weird? My good sir, call it by it's proper name: Fedi. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4342041
Yeah, we all think ol' Volton might have gotten a touch of sun after he started wearing that teapot on his head... #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4341982
Meanwhile, in Hawk's lofi version of Willow... #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4341682
About now that horse is about to throuw Hawk off if he keeps playing that damn themesong. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4341613
Hey, witch lady, can you conjure up some subtitles for us, please? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4341411
You know, movie, the heroic theme song is best reserved for when the hero is actually....you know...doing something. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4341354
He's called BAWK. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
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Post #4126095
Meanwhile, the news media: #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125436
No one will be seated during the gripping Truck Backing-up sequence! #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125380
You hysterical people and your cardigans! #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125313
Even the deaf guy is putting these two on mute. #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125191
Sir, how does it feel to straddle a drive train? #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125170
Housemate is having a meltdown about the "tomato" plant having banana leaves. :neocat_laugh_sweat: #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125151
I'm glad the movie just gave up on his dialog. #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4125142
And your spleen, lady, you need a piquant spleen for this work! #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4124940
Big? Like giant grasshopper big? #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4124898
Unusual? There were that pair of transbians using an angle grinder at 3am, but that ain't unusual... #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4124684
Ahhh, just as I thought. Taco Bell. No wonder why the car exploded suddenly. #BeginningOfTheEnd #monsterdon
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Post #4082062
Linux kernel devs: "We hate Rust! It's like a religion!" Also Linux kernel devs: [slathers slop code all over themselves]
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Post #4040212
A common thing I hear about Agile is that "when you do it right..." No. Stop. Right there. If your innovation advertises itself as broadly applicable, but fails in practice most of the time, your innovation is a failure, or at best niche. All else is redirecting blame. Most of the time "Agile" in practice is just waterfall with lots of needless tooling, and exhausting and needless human processes.
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Post #3974729
LLMs are the perfect asymmetric profit engine thanks to token counts. Sounds technical, but they're opaque, inconsistent, and non-auditable. And thanks to being a supposedly mundane part of the architecture, there's no way to be sure the fingers aren't on the scale.
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Post #3947847
So is the part of the film where she becomes an Esper, or...... #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986
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Post #3947690
She's become Terra The White. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986
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Post #3947497
A movie which dares to embody the very concept of "Fuck it, we ball". #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986
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Post #3947290
I keep expected Max Headroom to pop up on that screen behind her... #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986
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Post #3947031
Personnel carriers by Dark Helmet Man Motors. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986
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Post #3946868
"Where did you get it?" Orb store. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986
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Post #3946690
The only thing my heart is crying out about is the runtime, movie. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986