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• Post #3985626

  After getting hit with a brutal case of Norwalk Virus a couple of years ago, I vowed never to make any more jokes about diarrhea. I couldn't predict Cyclosporiasis to be a thing a few years later and be the subject of so many memes tho LOL

• Post #3941483

  justin bieber really sucked the energy out of the stadium with that acapella performance... what were they thinking? #ESParg #worldcup #fifa #bieber #halftime

• Post #608586

  Trump loves American Hockey so much, he's leading the way for an Impeachment Hat Trick. Trump is the only federal official to be impeached twice and with rumblings of a 3rd impeachment on the way for illegally starting a war with Iran, he's well on the way to breaking another record! 🏒 🥅 #trump #impeach #hockey #nhl

• Post #608585

  Putting the ME in MEME So self-aware. #iran

• Post #608584

  Well well well... Guess who's parents are stuck in India and unable to fly back home to Canada due to the Dubai airport suspending operations? It's okay, they're old, there's no rush but I it would be a lot less stressful if things were a more normal, ya know?

• Post #608582

  A little head's up would have been nice. Could have filled up my gas tank BEFORE the bombs went off which sent gas prices skyrocketing. Ugh... the nerve.

• Post #608581

  Wish I was a French Hornist. When I get inspired to play a song, I could tell people I was "feeling horny" and whip out my French Horn, stuff one hand in the hole and give it a good blow. But no... I'm stuck as a graphic designer with no puns or innuendo to amuse myself with 😭

• Post #608580

  It's now March. Why are your Christmas decorations still up? Huh? Heathen...

• Post #608579

  "We are seeking a passionate and experienced graphic designer who also has significant experience as a WordPress developer. " THAT'S 2 SEPARATE POSITIONS YOU DONKEY! ugh. kill me. #employment #toronto

• Post #608578

  $7.45 for just 5 Honeycrisp apples Thanks Biden 😡😡😡 (Yes... I know I'm Canadian...)

• Post #608577

  ALSO If Trump is as dumb and stupid and idiotic as everyone says he is, why haven't Democrats outsmarted him yet? HUH? (semi-serious tho... f'real)

• Post #608576

  Don't want to brag BUT Yesterday I filled up my tank at $1.20/L Today, gas prices nearby are $1.43/L For my 50L tank, I saved a whole $11! TAKE THAT IRAN!

• Post #608574

  I have an appointment at 2pm. So naturally, I can't do anything else today until it's time to leave the house. Those are the rules... #adulting

• Post #608571

  "You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you're not flat enough" #mentalhealth #depression

• Post #541399

  @SecondStix@mindly.social listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about "things you stopped buying because things are so expensive now" and Cable TV along with Subscriptions (spotify, netflix, disney+) were at the top. Happy you were able to save a few bucks, it all adds up!

• Post #419483

  Been a rough couple of days trying to avoid all things political from both sides of the border. It even bled into my beloved Sportscentre (spelled with RE) 🇨🇦 🫎 Occasionally I'll disappear when I get overwhelmed / overstimulated. It's not you, it's me. 🤜 💥 🤛 #mentalhealth #depression

• Post #400895

  Same energy #littlegiants #JakeBerman #rfk #rfkjr #kidrock

• Post #400894

  These USA / Sovakia uniforms are too similar. I can't tell who's who. Stupid. #olympics #usa #slovakia

• Post #400893

  Enough trolling. Any travel agents on Mastodon? I have a question about a specific all-inclusive resort. #askFedi #mastodon #travel #vacation

• Post #400892

  Facebook algorithm acting really fishy... #facebook #marketplace

• Post #400891

  USA vs Canada for Olympic Hockey Gold! Loser also has to take Alberta. #olympics #usa #canada #hockey

• Post #400890

  Did the thing my kid usually does... Woke up earlier on a weekend than during a weekday... Must be contagious. #aging #adulting #dadlife

• Post #400889

  Should have followed my dreams and become a Danny Devito look-a-like 💰💰💰

• Post #400888

  Drinking convenience store beer at 7:30am because that's what Ontario wanted when they elected Doug Ford. #DougFord #ontario #olympics #canada #hockey

• Post #400887

  Student who punched another student holding pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School received 2-day suspension https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/student-who-punched-another-student-holding-pro-ice-sign-at-lake-zurich-high-school-received-2-day-suspension/

• Post #352633

  @trickykat@beige.party *slow motion running*

• Post #352329

  USA Olympic Curling team using the same brooms they used to sweep the Epstein files under the rug. WOMP WOMP #olympics #curling #usa

• Post #282646

  PA Day - No school for kids today. So naturally, instead of having to be dragged out of bed kicking and screaming at 8am before school, my kid woke up at 6:30am bright and energetic ready to terrorize me. #parenting #dadlife

• Post #269698

  I love my wife. It's been 12 years of wedded bliss. She's a lovely mother and teacher and wife. I'm thankful. It's a very calm and peaceful existence, stable, dependable, drama-free. HOWEVER, Every time I see these psycho republican women on TV acting crazy, I get kinda nostalgic about the weirdos I dated 20yrs ago. All the drama, all the unpredictability and lack of stability. Kinda exciting in a way, ya know? LOL #adulting #aging #republican

• Post #195152

  Just a little extra grumpy after my root canal. and my kid has been home sick for a couple of days. and it's felt like -35c for a few days soo... you know... #mentalhealth