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rstevens@mastodon.social

<p>america’s number one tooter three years running</p>

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  • Post #4503459

    maybe you know iron circus comics? i don&amp;#39;t think spike is in here, but they publish all your favorite horny comics. but they also rely on airtable, which is getting bought out, which inevitably means it&amp;#39;s gonna degrade. do you have personal experience with any of the open source or indie airtable replacements out there for small orgs? https://bsky.app/profile/ironspike.bsky.social/post/3msccn2jbes2h

  • Post #4503458

    my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live. i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.

  • Post #4503457

    my most fun hobby is backing up computer

  • Post #4503456

    i invented a new thing called “dirty coffee” where you take a perfectly good cup of coffee and dump cream in it

  • Post #4503455

    are people getting dumber or am i just tired

  • Post #4298579

    I know things are hard, but now more than ever it’s important to take the time to flip off every cyber truck you see

  • Post #4236708

    they should replace fruity pebbles with cool ranch pebbles

  • Post #4236707

    got my browser tabs down to two digits. the possibilities are endless this week.

  • Post #4236706

    RE: https://tapbots.social/@tapbots/116992960303663772 i’m loving pastebot 3 and they didn&amp;#39;t pay me to say that.

  • Post #4004252

    hay baby wanna see my highly secure private compute

  • Post #4004251

    i may be the only astigmatic person who cares about this, but mac os 27 has improved the display accessibility settings a bit. “increase contrast&amp;quot; and “reduce transparency&amp;quot; have welcomed “show borders&amp;quot; to the family. pretty sure it was spun out of “increase contrast.” the net result is you can now toggle them all independently. there are new, less eye-melting possibilities now. #wwdc i really appreciate settings that make my screen scream less at my poor eyeballs.

  • Post #4004250

    oh no siri has gotten too smart and now i have AI brain damage woooooooo a ghost

  • Post #4004249

    dreamed that apple started forcing us to put secondary monitors on the right side of a mac because “liquid glass.&amp;quot; what a nightmare

  • Post #4004248

    A Taskmaster season where every contestant previously played The Doctor. You’re welcome, Britain.

  • Post #4004247

    anybody like... computers??

  • Post #4004246

    happy cyber monday everyone

  • Post #4004245

    a week to focus on fiddling with all the settings on my computer would fix me

  • Post #4004244

    standing on the sidewalk with my pressure washer, cleaning the salads of passers-by #hero #poop #brat

  • Post #3593705

    today i learned that eagles subsist only on fireworks and hot dog buns. that&#39;s why america worships them even though they are bald.

  • Post #2336807

    here’s the pitch: a giant, crusty warm sourdough bread bowl full of chocolate ice cream

  • Post #1381024

    successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad dressing that sat out on the counter for 24 hours. please clap

  • Post #1116063

    apple music has indie client apps like daftmusic that have a different interface. is there anything like that for apple notes? i would do unsavory things for notes to have different background colors.

  • Post #1116062

    macromedia freehand is:

  • Post #1116061

    @thomasfuchs apple car

  • Post #1116060

    i should probably start backing up all my favorite music to cassette tape just in case

  • Post #1116059

    i have never seen an album cover before that so perfectly represents the inside of my head. maybe just replace the anime bits with @jwallison characters

  • Post #1116058

    i made the mistake of getting on the mac os 26 train last year. i really need a nuclear weapon so i can force them to get rid of these stupid rounded window corners. or perhaps traditional ballistic missiles would be enough?

  • Post #1116057

    please do not email me until monday, i have been abducted by aliens 👽

  • Post #1116056

    you either love and respect the computer or you are a boomer. no in-between.

  • Post #1116055

    watch out, i may get really into composting this year