rstevens 🐳💨✅
rstevens@mastodon.social
<p>america’s number one tooter three years running</p>
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Post #4503459
maybe you know iron circus comics? i don&#39;t think spike is in here, but they publish all your favorite horny comics. but they also rely on airtable, which is getting bought out, which inevitably means it&#39;s gonna degrade. do you have personal experience with any of the open source or indie airtable replacements out there for small orgs? https://bsky.app/profile/ironspike.bsky.social/post/3msccn2jbes2h
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Post #4503458
my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live. i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.
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Post #4503457
my most fun hobby is backing up computer
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Post #4503456
i invented a new thing called “dirty coffee” where you take a perfectly good cup of coffee and dump cream in it
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Post #4503455
are people getting dumber or am i just tired
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Post #4298579
I know things are hard, but now more than ever it’s important to take the time to flip off every cyber truck you see
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Post #4236708
they should replace fruity pebbles with cool ranch pebbles
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Post #4236707
got my browser tabs down to two digits. the possibilities are endless this week.
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Post #4236706
RE: https://tapbots.social/@tapbots/116992960303663772 i’m loving pastebot 3 and they didn&#39;t pay me to say that.
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Post #4004252
hay baby wanna see my highly secure private compute
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Post #4004251
i may be the only astigmatic person who cares about this, but mac os 27 has improved the display accessibility settings a bit. “increase contrast&quot; and “reduce transparency&quot; have welcomed “show borders&quot; to the family. pretty sure it was spun out of “increase contrast.” the net result is you can now toggle them all independently. there are new, less eye-melting possibilities now. #wwdc i really appreciate settings that make my screen scream less at my poor eyeballs.
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Post #4004250
oh no siri has gotten too smart and now i have AI brain damage woooooooo a ghost
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Post #4004249
dreamed that apple started forcing us to put secondary monitors on the right side of a mac because “liquid glass.&quot; what a nightmare
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Post #4004248
A Taskmaster season where every contestant previously played The Doctor. You’re welcome, Britain.
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Post #4004247
anybody like... computers??
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Post #4004246
happy cyber monday everyone
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Post #4004245
a week to focus on fiddling with all the settings on my computer would fix me
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Post #4004244
standing on the sidewalk with my pressure washer, cleaning the salads of passers-by #hero #poop #brat
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Post #3593705
today i learned that eagles subsist only on fireworks and hot dog buns. that's why america worships them even though they are bald.
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Post #2336807
here’s the pitch: a giant, crusty warm sourdough bread bowl full of chocolate ice cream
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Post #1381024
successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad dressing that sat out on the counter for 24 hours. please clap
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Post #1116063
apple music has indie client apps like daftmusic that have a different interface. is there anything like that for apple notes? i would do unsavory things for notes to have different background colors.
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Post #1116062
macromedia freehand is:
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Post #1116061
@thomasfuchs apple car
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Post #1116060
i should probably start backing up all my favorite music to cassette tape just in case
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Post #1116059
i have never seen an album cover before that so perfectly represents the inside of my head. maybe just replace the anime bits with @jwallison characters
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Post #1116058
i made the mistake of getting on the mac os 26 train last year. i really need a nuclear weapon so i can force them to get rid of these stupid rounded window corners. or perhaps traditional ballistic missiles would be enough?
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Post #1116057
please do not email me until monday, i have been abducted by aliens 👽
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Post #1116056
you either love and respect the computer or you are a boomer. no in-between.
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Post #1116055
watch out, i may get really into composting this year