Post #1381024
2026-04-18 00:24 UTC
successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad dressing that sat out on the counter for 24 hours. please clap
Replies (4)
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@overholt@glammr.us 2026-04-18 00:37
@rstevens@mastodon.social I’m in a mixed marriage; I want to throw anything out at midnight on the expiration date and my wife is Homer chasing the giant sub yelling “It’s still good, it’s still good!”
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@kolya@social.cologne 2026-04-18 00:38
@rstevens@mastodon.social like, pure?
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@not2b@sfba.social 2026-04-18 01:12
@rstevens@mastodon.social Not getting explosive diarrhea is its own reward.
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@donutage@mastodon.social 2026-04-18 01:21
@rstevens@mastodon.social You frighten me, sir.