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• Post #4393472

  I just want a day to be easy. I want to feel the life equivalent of the teacher rolling in the TV cart.

• Post #4389875

  click on all the traffic lights?! do you include the like, wires? the posts? what IS a traffic light?! Is it just the part with the lights? I imagine if I pointed to the pole suspending a traffic light and asked an average person what it is they'd say a traffic light not a pole or something

• Post #4378472

  I suppose if you don't want a Subaru you gotta take other measures

• Post #4359994

  I may cheekily refer to Jedi as "space wizards" but I want it to be known that I know they're actually space paladins

• Post #4325344

  Ok so grapheneOS slaps huh

• Post #4298537

  Jesus I’ve got the wheel can you do the pedals

• Post #4275016

  One weird work habit I've developed is always scheduling emails to send in 5 min to an hour in the future (depending on urgency). About 50% of the time I edit them at least once before they send.

• Post #4263125

  I’ll pay for the jazz show but I’ll be damned if I’m paying for all those notes they don’t play

• Post #4203494

  Me when my kids won’t listen: sudo !!

• Post #4186236

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@devilgirlbot/117000819628673045 Me finding a new privacy-focused open-source alternative

• Post #4180428

  Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it Nature:

• Post #4150885

  If the "singularity" is the point when AI Tech Bro naval-gazing becomes impossible to escape then yeah I guess we're in the singularity

• Post #4150489

  Please don’t tell Millenials to throw away our tech boxes it’s the only wealth we have

• Post #4123597

  Are there any good newsletters, mailing lists, forums, or (ugh) subreddits for sharing and learning about personal data security and reducing surveillance?

• Post #4113833

• Post #4074483

  Are boats required to have names

• Post #3963554

  oy

• Post #3921165

  I’m in the Mall of America directly between the Margaritaville and the Rainforest Cafe like I finally reached the physical center of capitalism

• Post #3888375

  Do you think the other chess pieces are amazed that the knight can move through a magical third dimension

• Post #3706113

  It’s so legitimately hilarious to me that folks think the left can’t answer “what is a woman” only by refusing to acknowledge the answer that’s given

• Post #3704220

  I think it's time; society is ready for Mambos 1 through 4

• Post #3688814

  Everyone in the Trump admin: despite not having any qualifications, I’m an expert and in charge. Me: Can I call myself a Nuclear Physicist even though my PhD is in Nuclear Engineering, given that one of my two focus areas was Nuclear Physics? But also, I suppose, to be specific I mostly do cyclotron and beam physics. Yeah probably not I’ll just say I’m a goober or something

• Post #3679552

  Reddit is a cesspool but sometimes it teaches me things like "a ghost as a person under a sheet started in ancient Egypt" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medjed

• Post #3536463

  RE: https://beige.party/@rooster/116847369545014161 I'm still crashing out about this. The only thing I can think of is that they are arguing that the writers of the 14th amendment didn't even think about foreigners, right?

• Post #3521129

  Don't worry folks, they didn't erase trans men from the SCOTUS decision. They were in an easily missed footnote.

• Post #3517206

  If I hooked up an SNES/NES/Genesis emulator to the living room TV; what games would you recommend for me to play with an 8 year old (and also for her to play on her own)

• Post #3417449

  The Iron Throne but it’s clothes that aren’t dirty enough to put in the laundry

• Post #3410530

  do centrists use one blue and one red lightsaber

• Post #3029276

  Those on the US right are obsessed with what their "Founders" would have done. We have founders too.

• Post #2468604

  The very first radiation symbol