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• Post #3926196

  mitch mcconnell communicating via a stephen hawking device but it only can say the n-word

• Post #3926195

  it's weird I keep seeing "ally" instead of "sycophant" potato potahto

• Post #3926194

  RELEASE THE SKELETONS

• Post #3926193

  motherfucker proof-of-life saying it was just a fall when 911 call says cardiac event fuck you

• Post #3926192

  live your life in a way that when people assume you're dead your "proof of life" image isn't immediately pixel hunted by everyone across the political spectrum to prove you're not faking that you're not dead

• Post #3926191

  when two Egyptians have similar smelling farts that's called Tutankhamun

• Post #3926190

  is the pool still green?

• Post #3926189

  it's a good thing metadata can never be faked

• Post #3926188

  that one was my fault, every time I watch a game something bad happens. I need to stop tuning in

• Post #3926187

  I went into the attic to check on the location (or lack thereof) of a crossbeam above the corner of the bathroom wall. in 101 degree heat outside. I'm a fucking moron.

• Post #3926186

  adopting 2 kittens next week cuz I'm fucking insane

• Post #3926185

  FUCK THIS AIR

• Post #3926184

  careful what you wish for an all but seriously with how my stomach is after sushi or pizza maybe I should just inhale a head of lettuce at this point

• Post #3719292

  I just spoke to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes and he said "grhgphhnnnnmmmmmmmblrrrrrblleeee" so I really wish all these rumours and speculation would die like him i mean he's alive and well

• Post #3409899

  Something about a Tesla getting taken out by a train with pride flags makes a good Friday https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/1ugctcc/light_rail_accident/

• Post #1898496

  saw a GMC Yukon with a license plate that said NOEV4ME and I was wondering if that was some sort of flex? Damn man you're so cool anyway it costs 110 bucks to fill the tank on that thing now, wonder who you voted for.

• Post #1804590

  I love reading alt text because it can reveal more about the personality of the one posting it. like when it's a picture of a knit sweater and I'm like "okay cool... a sweater" but then click the Alt Text and get this description of the yarn and the stitching used and stuff it's like "damn, they really cared about this"

• Post #1178913

  thank you to all who use alt text (especially on the beige) and a big fuck you get off my instance to those who don't

• Post #935360

  So the Project Hail Mary website has downloadable STL files for #3Dprinting two pretty damn cool things from the movie. HOWEVER if you have not read the book or seen the movie they pretty much are #SPOILERS that you should not even glance at until you have read the book or seen the movie. But offering 3D printer files has got to be a first for a movie, right? Pretty damn cool and hope it becomes a trend.... ...but judging by the number of people printing these things out and selling them on...

• Post #840149

  from the Baltimore reddit #NoKings

• Post #334951

  "and sometimes it would cost you money to call someone in the same state" "fuck you, Grandpa" "oh and you were an accident, punk"

• Post #334949

  i did not miss "social media as therapists" and i hate to say after a 4 year gap of it i'm far less tolerant of people using it as their "everything is awful! here's something else awful!" place and am just muting out the wazoo at this point. i know it's terrible and it's designed to be. the goal is to have constant outrage and attention. that's what sociopathic narcissists crave. your options are basically make yourse...