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• Post #4260660

  If there's one thing you for sure don't want to do, it's to eat a large bowl of hot spicy noodles before going out to cut the grass, because when everyone goes out to cut the grass before a big rain, that means a low pressure front is in, and the high pressure from indoors still inside your body needs to equalize, and it all builds up against, you guessed it, your anus, and it can all come out at once and all of a sudden when you're concentrated on the grass you bend down to use...

• Post #4044864

  thinking of buying a funnel and learning to make funnel cakes

• Post #4026487

  i watche the stege zouus movei for the ifirst imte ims ten or fiteen years it was not like what i rembmered it was a lot more animated than what i thought it was and ten there was ssigut ros song its's a lot differnet from what i rember on the indpenedtnet ifc film channel i guess i thought it would be lmore like awes anderson movei than a geryry andersen moveie and then iw as bucka roo banzie

• Post #3870808

  nearest bathroom

• Post #3597209

  happy fourthy

• Post #3080476

  All the growed up rugrats.... why didn't they attain their dreams.....

• Post #3080475

  Reminder that it's wrong to hurt animals for no reason.

• Post #3080474

  I dreamt that I saw a baby cat in the snow and walked up to it, and it climbed up my leg and into my arms to keep warm. I fell asleep to keep us warm, and after awhile it wriggled away and parked on the night stand. When I woke up, I checked on the baby cat on the night stand, and it had transformed into a microscopic bunny. I wanted to go get my camera to take a picture, but I couldn't because the RCA clock radio kept playing good songs that I had to stay and listen to.

• Post #3080473

  I dreamt I won the first place trophy for jacking off under the covers. Everyone was mad at me because they just couldn't compete.

• Post #3080472

  I dreamt that I had made an internet post in which I made passing reference to The World Copyright Resistance League and that someone was very mad at me about it. I'm gonna go back to sleep and try again.

• Post #3080471

  A reminder, you can download the NBC app for iOS and Android, stream every event live on the app, find on=demand content and up-to-the-minute schedules on the NBC app.

• Post #3080470

  what toys come in a burger king happy meal in new york new york

• Post #3080468

  https://www.youtube.com/@tradervicb

• Post #3080467

  I like to go to Teterboro because while you're there they let you say teat as many times as you want without getting you in trouble.

• Post #3080466

  I got kicked out of the store yesterday after I changed the words in that Johnny Cash / Trent Reznor song to My Empire of Go-Gurt.

• Post #3080465

  Score! I picked a booger and got a bonus hair along with it!

• Post #440291

  It's actually almost never true. Usually it's just a random pair of letters. For example, Japans' code is "JP", but there's neither a J nor a P in 日本. It's just which ever two letters the guy at google picked that day in 1998. CC: @gettie@fedi.catto.garden @tomulinek@mastodonczech.cz

• Post #317637

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI1GnF5H568

• Post #317435

  Who are you quoting?

• Post #199297

  My country.

• Post #167671

  My country.