🐙ptoothfish🐙

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Posts

Post #1105977
snacks are patient, snacks are kind, they can be chips, they can be toast they do not dishonour meals, they are not self-serving, they keep no record of calories snacks do not delight in making dishes, but rejoice in being eaten 1 Corn Thins 13:4
Post #1019751
Artemis-ii crew: We’re back from the far side! We have to tell you about weird glowing portal we passed through. But first, what’d we miss? CAPCOM: Welcome back, Integrity. We have President Trump on the line with some words of congratulations! Artemis-ii: Haha that’s a good one, but April Fools Day was last week. Go ahead and put President Ocasio-Cortez on! CAPCOM: … Artemis-ii: Oh no! #MicroFiction #sff
Post #991296
30 minutes after trump nukes Iran, Nicky Noboats will issue a statement that we are monitoring the situation very closely, but have not changed any settings #nzpol #warpol #uspol
Post #991295
He’s not the antichrist, he’s a very stupid boy
Post #947466
its weird how fuzzy our edges are
Post #947465
saucer section separation (involuntary) #boardgames
Post #947461
new fire truck
Post #862772
Omg omg
Post #761451
the same dudes who would abandon their partner or date on a trail probably got super offended when women chose the bears
Post #649553
they&#39;ve discontinued my breaded vegan chicken fillets 😭😭😭nooooo! why can&#39;t we have ONE nice thing?
Post #649549
Boy, did you write The Three Musketeers? &#39;Cos you&#39;re A Dumb Ass
Post #649548
trickle down economics is when the rich piss themselves as they&#39;re led up onto the guillotine
Post #649544
new strait, houthis?
Post #649541
Everybody Loves Remus #RomanEraTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #649540
Flavius Of Love #RomanEraTVShows #HashtagGames
Post #649148
i wish kids would alt text the dank memes
Post #622350
i suspect the fish aren&#39;t &quot;heading south&quot; as much as we are eating all the ones who don&#39;t
Post #577598
No-one expects The Spanish Repudiation!
Post #442763
in this tortuous reality the onion really is having to pump the gas a little to satirise #rpb
Post #442762
this onion chyron though 😭 this is EXACTLY how i was reading these inspirational tales of 17 year olds who have never been to high school and spend half the year in wanaka and half the year in banff 🤷‍♂️ &quot;wow they sure are good at snow jump&quot;
Post #442761
Tron: Shitposting
Post #442759
jeff simmonds - the queen of love and beauty at the veiled prophets ball https://jeffsimmonds.bandcamp.com/track/the-queen-of-love-and-beauty-at-the-veiled-prophets-ball #JukeboxFridayNight #Beauty #NewZealand
Post #442758
dan reeder - beautiful https://danreeder.bandcamp.com/track/beautiful #jukeboxFridayNight #Beauty
Post #442755
somewhere between triffids and pods... it&#39;s... Monstera
Post #435920
while i am up early having reckons... it is malicious and destructive complicity to report &quot;the satellite megaconstellations may cause unforeseen harm&quot; the new satellite megaconstellations WILL cause MASSIVELY FORESEEN harm all this breathless wE dOn&#39;T kNoW wHaT wIlL hApPeN reporting leaves the door open for them to say &quot;well we didn&#39;t know it would be bad to raise the stratospheric aluminium levels by many orders of magnitude higher than the natura...
Post #148008
Ever driven the same car or used the same camera or power drill for 8-10 years and thought: "I wish all these buttons and levers were suddenly in different places and did different things"? Yeah. Me neither. This is a toot about operating systems.