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prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

Uncle PG, your local alcoholic anime LARPing night owl text-walling love-and-hope poster. The resident old man and self-appointed conscience of "dark fedi". Bona-fide certified wifeguy. Queer-friendly enough to be accused of being a chaser. Great Value brand generic socialist. Linux cis-admin/DBA and PHP dev, self-hosting fanatic, Gentoo adherent, general freetard, and all-around chatterbox. Ask me about my USE flags! Posts always underrated, opinions usually overstated, liver often saturated, instance broadly federated. Greatest hits: <a class="u-url mention" data-user="ArM34IGhyVfw5tRvo8" href="https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/users/prettybad" rel="ugc">@prettybad</a> ---<b

Posts

Post #4475914
Goodnight.
Post #4461830
Post #4456400
RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/db915f38-66ab-4004-9db3-bf461b0b4295
Post #4417899
Post #4396869
@fwc@0.5dollah.click she might be dead
Post #4385612
I'm tired, Mr. Mamdani
Post #4359408
I swear you sweat more working outside at 75°F and 90% humidity than you do at 95°F and 50% humidity.
Post #4356059
@zer0unplanned @buckwheat@neondystopia.world I've had a lot worse, though
Post #4355804
@zer0unplanned not my photo, just a pull from the "mood" directory.
Post #4345692
Goodnight, and remember that the quickest way to a man's heart is through is stomach, but the next best is through utility; be useful in a man's life and he will love you forever.
Post #4334960
Can I have like one fucking week without worrying about flooding PLEASE Fuck I am tired of this
Post #4323783
Goodnight, and keep dreaming.
Post #4307953
I don't know who the first person was that told you "no" or "don't" or whatever. It might have been your mom or your dad or a teacher or whatever. Maybe someone in your class. But somebody told you that you're too stupid or too weak or too small or too gay or too brown or whatever. They told you that you shouldn't try. They told you that it wasn't for you, whatever "it" was. Someone at some point told you to fuck off and I hope you didn&#39...
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Post #4305085
I can't get the fucking taste out of my mouth
Post #4304125
Happy August, I reckon. Here's hoping its better than July.
Post #4302834
it tastes like dad spilled beer on your dinner and tried to pretend like he didn't haha yeah
Post #4300860
I should eat more eggs.
Post #4297178
(I do not have better options.)
Post #4285545
Don't forget to spay or neuter your Pals.
Post #4279693
Today is Sysadmin Appreciation day. Tell your instance admin thanks. https://sysadminday.com/
Post #4277676
@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch you would think, with all the alleged construction happening, that there would be demand for such things. You would think.
Post #4264981
@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe your instance is why I made my bot quit reporting when instances go down lmao
Post #4264598
My drafts folder is becoming scrollable. Y'all are lucky I haven't reached the "fuck it" stage or you'd be right sick of me in a hurry.
Post #4264477
Whoops, started drinking too fast.
Post #4262106
@fif@fsebugoutzone.org I'm the conscience of dark fedi. The little twinge of regret when you say something a little too far, the second thought that you have before you go off the rails.
Post #4260153
My black eyed peas recipe! This is a favorite in our house, as my in-laws are all from Georgia, I had to learn to get it right. I make this all the time in the instant pot, but any other pressure cooker should work roughly just as well with some tweaking. These amounts are per ¼lb (113g) of dried beans (yes black eye peas are beans) so you can scale it up if need be. Adjust salt to taste, you know how to cook. ¼lb is about enough for four people. 1 bay leaf1 tsp onion powder1 tsp garlic pow...
Post #4259172
Its important for each one of us to have friends we can have extremely insane perverted conversations with.
Post #4257691
doing laundry drinkin vibin What are you up to?
Post #4251563
>CSS