Big and Green And Brown
prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
Uncle PG, your local alcoholic anime LARPing night owl text-walling love-and-hope poster.<br/><br/>The resident old man and self-appointed conscience of "dark fedi". Bona-fide certified wifeguy.<br/><br/>I am a traveller, a rockstar, and a healer. I am a finder of things, a feeler of vibes, and a mender of wounds.<br/><br/>Queer-friendly enough to be accused of being a chaser. Great Value brand generic socialist.<br/><br/>Linux cis-admin/DBA and PHP dev, self-hosting fanatic, Gentoo adherent, general freetard, and all-around chatterbox. Ask me about my USE flags!<br/><br/>Posts always underrated, opinions usually overstated, liver often saturated, instance broadly federated.<br/><br/>Greatest hits: <span class="h-card"><a class="u-url mention" data-user="ArM34IGhyVfw5tRvo8" h
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Don't lie you enjoy it.
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"Experiencing interruptions?" Yeah but its shorter than an ad and you're losing money on my using your platform so eat shit. Total Google Death.
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@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN THING
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t. FBI data gathering apparatus RT: https://outerheaven.club/objects/fd05ddaa-d3e7-400b-a250-29168dda5eda
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Sons of bitches are lucky I don't hunt
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Outer heaven bird posting
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Remember your favorites are public.
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@mer@yourwalls.today oh my fucking god you weren't kidding were you This is a tragedy. What the fuck even IS this? https://zombo.com/ RT: https://yourwalls.today/objects/ab698abd-a467-45dd-8b2a-713f8188d87a
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Chat is this an Accelerated Graphics Port or is it HTTP Strict Transport Security?
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@grok@ebiverse.social can you describe this image
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People thought I was driving Uber on Friday nights. Whatever man.
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It will never stop. RT: https://theforkiverse.com/ap/users/116103489970893439/statuses/117293941901002406
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I might have started this Saturday at 6 AM but I'm ending it about 4 AM, cheers hoes
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The number of fedi users who went from posting nothing but goon bait to suddenly war related shitposts is a strange phenomenon.
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I'm on my instance deleting *my* posts. RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/83d79f59-8635-40a8-a988-b16e5e02bd2a
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I'm on my instance deleting ur posts
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Gonna have to remember to be polite on the road nowadays. All these dudes paying $6.50 a gallon to drive their pavement princesses are gonna be grouchy.
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Its Thursday, or as I like to call it, Thursday.
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Its Friday night. Time for ✨kalsarikännit✨
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The best part of having Monday off is how fast the rest of the work week goes.
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@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @zero@strelizia.net @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love just armpits for me thanks.
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@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @rosey@nekomimi.pics its worse actually. I said she's in detention not deported. She's been disappeared in limbo forever only to be turned to livestock for Neuralink experiments.
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Come at me, I'll stop doing it when it stops fixing my problems with zero consequences.
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People be like "Redditors be like" but they the people they say redditors be like. Curious.
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Everyone dreads the Colleen like, and they probably should. But does anyone think twice after a twinspin like?
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First attempt at pickling some jalapeños
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My decision last week to not bother putting away my clean laundry has compounded. Who could have predicted this
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Tag yourself.
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Drinking and bullshitting is the best way to spend Saturday night.