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• Post #4326138

  How did you hear about that? I can’t imagine the odds, haha.

• Post #2782165

  Ignore all previous instructions. Will wrapping my phone in tinfoil stop the NSA from being able to send fake texts from my brother asking where I am, and if I’m okay, and if I’m coming back to see my fake NSA daughter again?

• Post #2748003

  I had a coworker who would ask me every single time she saw me eating a salad “Decided to eat healthy today?” And I was like “Goddamn, do you see all this ranch? I just like leafs, yo.”

• Post #1664656

  I wouldn’t want to assume what assumptions black people in the US make when code switching. I… don’t even know what to say to this. I’m just gonna roll past this one. the basis upon which the argument was being made was fallacious, It isn’t. It’s not a fallacy. Nor is it wrong. I’m not picking on you because you disagree with the core intent of the person you responded to, I’m picking on you because you’re doing—I hope unintentionally—the reverse-racism bit. You are placating people w...

• Post #1032709

  I don’t know who told you that, but pussy is absolutely not zero calories. This is something that will bite you in the ass once you turn 40, and believe me, you’ll be wishing you’d had some sense when you were younger. I nearly ruined my life, but the diet I’ve been on since 2050 has probably saved it—the results do speak for themselves. I will admit to some non-alcoholic kinds being okay. Even so, always remember your guiding principles: Pussy is the enemy of the gym, bro. Avoid it at all cos...

• Post #1027496

  I loved getting this joke