@petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Post #2748003
2026-05-14 09:36 UTC
I had a coworker who would ask me every single time she saw me eating a salad “Decided to eat healthy today?” And I was like “Goddamn, do you see all this ranch? I just like leafs, yo.”
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@mirshafie@europe.pub 2026-05-14 09:49
Why eat fiber when there’s gum karaya? Why stop smoking when there are iron lungs??