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• Post #4336988

  A smiles before miles kinda ride today. It’s been a long week but life is good. So good. 😊 #mtb #cycling #yorkshireDales

• Post #4245761

  After a daft off, I rode the last ~50km of my ride the other day needing to hold the lever to the bar with my little finger while on the hoods in order to use the brake. #cycling #gravel

• Post #4194716

  I knew it’d wind me up so don’t know why I ever clicked on it, so am not gonna link to it either, but the latest Grauniad buyers guide includes a ‘best stove for wild campers’ that uses charcoal briquettes. And weighs 6kg. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• Post #4035205

  What fresh hell is this?

• Post #3921140

  Ooft! That’s a kicker. I’ve a real soft spot for the Blind Date feature each week. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jul/18/blind-date-hugh-edie

• Post #3602110

  Had a right laid back ride with the Fatties yesterday. Caught the train over to the Wirral, rode across it, then back around the coast, train back to Liverpool, then ride home. #fatbike #cycling

• Post #3552293

  I’ve got a parts bin/fleaBay/budget flat bar ‘#gravel’ build coming together for a friend. Would likely have been completed today were it not for Evri’s incompetence. “Out for delivery” my arse. #cycling

• Post #3479744

  There don’t seem many signets on the local canal this time round compared to recent years, but rode past a few this evening. #ukBirds

• Post #3479743

  Went to an antique place to look for a gift for my mother’s 80th. Tempted, so so tempted by this … purely as I know she’d be too polite to say she didn’t like it. 😬

• Post #3479742

  #SilentSunday

• Post #3479741

  PMSL at ‘French Grand Tour’ … who needs to pay for an official #LeTour tie-in? 😂 #cycling

• Post #3479740

  Been asked to act as a pallbearer tomorrow which I’m proud to be, but they’re playing Golden Slumbers to accompany the coffin’s arrival. I’m not crying; You’re crying. 😭 https://youtu.be/AcQjM7gV6mI

• Post #2685210

  Dog on cargo bike alert. Dog on cargo bike alert. This is not a drill. #dogsOfMastodon #cargobike #cycling

• Post #2351439

  I reckon ~90% of all I own is USB cables.

• Post #2351438

  Listened to #WardleyDubois last night then watched this morning. Absolutely ridiculous. Wardley is a beast. How the feck did he survive that while staying standing? #boxing

• Post #2351437

  Perhaps #TMI but it may give someone else strength: A big day today. I’m moving out on separating with K after 30+ years together and 20 years married. Amicably, and we each know it’s the right thing to do. Mentally and emotionally we split up years ago, but now practically too. It’s never too late to take a positive step and make a fresh start. Look forward with hope, not backwards with regret. ❤️✌️😊

• Post #2246659

  Aww love's young dream … 'A' is a riding buddy who's taken to using my snaps on her socials. 'B' was also riding last night and likes A so asked for any photos I might have of him but also A so he'd have an excuse to get in touch and share them with her. But there's a 'C'. C was riding last night too. C has noticed A's recent photos and C seems like like A. A has asked me for photos of C so she'll hav...

• Post #2246658

  Love this! Literally #winning https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/07/french-professor-florent-montaclair-accused-award-prize

• Post #2246657

  This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a what the actual fuck?

• Post #2246654

  Went searching for a sunset on last night's #gravel ride, but ended up walking a guy off the fell with a broken collar bone after an OTB, arm supported in a sling made from inner tubes. First time he'd ridden with us too. 😬️ #cycling #bikeTooter

• Post #2246653

  With the election results overnight and this morning I'm reminded once again that all this is fake. You're alright, you lot: That's why I follow you. Even back on Xitter I'd managed to curate my feed so as to live in blissful ignorance of too many's true feelings and intentions. But then just like the Brexit vote, the 2017 GE, and the 'green wave' now, every so often reality smacks you down. ✊🏼️ Go punch a nazi.

• Post #2246651

  🎶️ Fernally it has happened to me right in front of my house …

• Post #2148015

  I'm not really a motor racing fan, but there's something about #motorcycle road racing that appeals as a spectacle. #motorbikes #superbikes https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/motorsport/live/c77m70enlp4t#player

• Post #1951260

  A reyt good ‘un today. A 100km ➡️ 2000m ⬆️ #gravel route loosely around Windermere. Although that’s Moss Eccles Tarn in the pic, Beatrix Potter’s one. #cycling #BikeTooter

• Post #1896013

  My first ride out for ice cream of the season. #cycling #bikeTooter

• Post #1816468

  RE: https://masto.hypertelia.com/@pete/116492846899028046 Kinda related to this, in my day job, I'm currently trying to untangle a mess that's ultimately come about because of content building tools given to non-tech folk that allow them to put together web pages with zero regard as to what's realistic. It is quite bonkers that there are so many features and so much functionality taken for granted as just going to work. #webDev

• Post #1765497

  #Cycling #PSA Go check you've got a chain quick link with whatever you carry when you're out. Don't assume the one you think you have is actually there. Yesterday I learned it wasn't, discovering this about as far down this valley as you can see. Amazingly I was bailed out by the only other cyclist I passed all ride. Thank you Stu, whoever you are! #BikeTooter #MTB

• Post #1614662

  Old Macdonald had a farm, Ai Ai No.

• Post #1548518

  Just had a coming together of handlebars while riding down the towpath and sent my riding buddy into the Leeds Liverpool Canal. Oops! #cycling #BikeTooter

• Post #1126612

  #TinyBalancingSheep Am I doing this right? 🤣️