Patioboater
patioboater@mastodon.social
<p>The world is beautiful. The world is terrible. I like sunsets. </p><p>Fighting fascism one pretty picture at a time.</p><p>Wolverine Lake, Michigan.</p>
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Post #4474312
I was sorry to miss #Monsterdon tonight, since they had a genuinely good movie lined up tonight. But in my defense, I was distracted by this surprise sunset popping up on the western horizon even while we were under grey rain and clouds. August 9, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #michigan #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #4346206
I’m glad I finally got to see #HawkTheSlayer, though in retrospect I now realize I may have confused it with the better budgeted “Krull.” Still, it made for a worthy #Monsterdon flick. Even if the plot was lifted from somebody’s AD&D campaign, any movie with Jack Palance chewing scenery, random synth music soundtrack, and death by silly string isn’t all bad. I loved that it took itself seriously, but not ponderously. Great pick, everybody. Well done!
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Post #4340849
How is it that I’ve never watched this movie? Thank you, #Monsterdon, for giving me the chance to remedy this terrible oversight in my education! #HawkTheSlayer (We’ll see if I’m still grateful afterwards.)
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Post #4217585
Tuesday night's full moon rise. July 28, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #moon #moonrise #astronomy #astrophotography #michigan #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #4153460
Monday moonlight. July 27, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #moonrise #moon #reflection #art #abstract #michigan #summer #MastoArt
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Post #4153252
Sunset swan. July 27, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #michigan #summer #art #bird #swan #birdsofmastodon #MastoArt
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Post #4131993
Just a fun picture of the FUN MG at today’s weekly Sunday Baker’s Cruise-In. Milford, Michigan. #photography #MG #MGB #LBC #michigan #summer #car #cars #ClassicCars #weirdcarmastodon
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Post #4127335
Welp, that was a pretty good #Monsterdon flick, even if we fell short of a convincing massive pile of drowned giant locusts at the end. Both leads had genuine talent, the writing and effects were at least up to par for a 1957 giant radioactive grasshoppers movie, and it was a lot of fun overall. Thanks for the good time, everybody. Go forth and polygraph the giant insect of your choice. And always remember, playing excruciatingly loud music on your boat saves lives. #beginningoftheend
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Post #4126999
Man, loud music and a boat are going to save the world. Who knew that all those disco pontoon parties we had over the years were keeping America safe from giant ravenous grasshoppers? #Monsterdon #beginningoftheend
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Post #4126918
Yeah, I didn’t think that guy was going to make it to 38. #Monsterdon #beginningoftheend
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Post #4124482
And there goes the Sun, fading away into the Apocalyptic grey smoke just in time for me to head back inside to watch tonight's #Monsterdon July 26, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #sunset #photography #smoke #summer #michigan
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Post #4123141
I might get tempted into #Monsterdon tonight, “Beginning of the End” (1957). Giant grasshoppers seems like prime #Monsterdon fodder. It’ll probably depend on how tempting tonight’s sunset is, and whether it keeps me out there until too long after the start. Literally deciding between the sublime and the ridiculous.
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Post #4054133
A pleasant sunset after a very long and full day. July 23, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #michigan #lake #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #4036698
BENNY BEAGLE: Have you considered the advantages of early dinner followed by second dinner? July 20, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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Post #4022850
1929 Duesenberg hood ornament. July 12, 2026. Gilmore Auto Museum. Hickory Corners, Michigan. #photography #Duesenberg #michigan #summer #car #cars #ClassicCars #art #MastoArt
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Post #3924337
Aaaaand ... the smoke is back. July 18, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #smoke #wildfire #michigan #summer
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Post #3912814
I am pleased to report that the air is considerably less chunky today. We’ve improved to a “moderate” AQI reading of 89, and the air quality alert has been cancelled for SE Michigan. It sounds as if the plume may return overnight or tomorrow, so I think I’ll do some outdoor things today while the breathing is decent. July 18, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #michigan #summer
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Post #3886604
Strange days, indeed. Most peculiar. AQI 371. July 17, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunrise #sun #michigan #summer #lake #art #MastoArt #wildfire
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Post #3872844
Smoky Sun. July 13, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #smoke #wildfire #michigan #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #3816452
This close-up of this morning’s strange sunrise is the most impressive photo I’ve seen yet from my iPhone 17 ProMax. I’m astounded at what a good photo came from its combination of optical and digital zooms, especially in this tricky light. July 14, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunrise #sun #michigan #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #3730438
A surprise sunset after a grey evening. July 10, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #michigan #summer #art #cloud #clouds #MastoArt
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Post #3706862
A scary but harmless cloud that rolled in this evening off the edge of a storm. July 9, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #weather #cloud #clouds #michigan #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #3469215
Good morning, Mastodon. June 29, 2027. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunrise #michigan #summer #art #MastoArt
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Post #3462137
Unexpected #Monsterdon bonus: a second Rockford Firebird sighting of the weekend! This time it’s a model being crushed by the rampage of #Zarkorr the Invader. #zarkorr1996 #weirdcarmastodon
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Post #3461301
I decided to watch the sunset tonight, so I joined #monsterdon very late with low expectations. #Zarkorr is meeting them. My wife bravely watched the first half or so, but has now chosen to dry her hair instead of watching the rest. I asked how it could take that long to dry her hair. She said, “I promise you, I will take that long.” I don’t think she’s coming back.
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Post #3439473
It was a splendid evening for a sunset cruise. June 27, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunset #michigan #summer #lake #art #MastoArt
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Post #2496736
HOLLY: Is it over? Please be more specific, the battle, the movie, or your career? #Monsterdon #reptilian #reptilian1999
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Post #2496735
The ending of this movie makes very little sense. And I say that as somebody who has watched a *lot* of giant-monster movies. I think they converted Yonggary into a CGI float for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. That’s probably too sensible, though. #Monsterdon #reptilian #reptilian1999
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Post #2496734
I don’t care if the critics were down on it. Other than the plot, the script, the acting, the direction, the CGI special effects, the live action, the costumes and set decoration, the on-set catering, and logic holes the size of the Korean DMZ, that was a damn fine movie. #Monsterdon #reptilian #reptilian2001
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Post #2496733
How about a little cleanser of my own timeline, to wash away the lingering #monsterdon smell left by #reptilian? Sunrise with waning moon. May 11, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan. #photography #sunrise #michigan #spring