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• Post #4379169

  WHY DON'T CHINESE TOURISTS JUST PUNCH THE MONKEYS THAT STEAL SHIT OFF THE RAILING? IF A MONKEY SLAPPED ME ON MY BALD CHINESE GRANDPA HEAD I WOULDN'T RECOIL IN FEAR I'D PUNCH IT LIKE A STUFFED TOY I GOT MAULED BY A PITBULL WHAT'S A LITTLE DONKEY KONG SMASH BROS ACTION TO ME

• Post #4378405

  A DELIGHTFUL SHART IN A TURKISH MART RT: https://netzsphaere.xyz/objects/f8054563-3dc2-42bf-88d1-b389a4d860e9

• Post #4364814

  THIS PIZZA'S WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR RT: https://netzsphaere.xyz/objects/d63c2fe8-0257-4d5a-9cc0-80a874a57f9b

• Post #4348542

  >TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE DREAM VERSIONS OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS THEY'RE JUST DREAM VERSIONS MY MIND GENERATES AND THE REAL LIFE FAMILY MEMBERS ARE OLDER AND DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS DREAMS PLOT SO I CAN'T JUST INFORM THEM ABOUT THE RETARDED SITUATION AND HAVE THEM "KEEP WORKING ON IT AFTER YOU WAKE UP"

• Post #4328769

  JOBS SUCK ASS I'VE NEVER WORKED A JOB THAT DIDN'T SUCK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A LOSER FUCKING UP OR FIXING UP THE FUCKUPS OF OTHERS. WHEN I WAS UNEMPLOYED I FELT LIKE A FUCKIN BARON SURVEYING HIS HOLDINGS, BUT IT WAS LONELY BECAUSE SOCIETY HAD BEEN ABOLISHED. I GET THE NOTION OF AGRICULTURAL LABOR BEING IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL ENCOUNTER AS YOU COLLABORATE WITH GOD TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN BUT I'VE NEVER FELT THAT AT ANY JOB I'VE EVER BEEN PAID FOR. MAKING FURNITURE F...

• Post #4295287

  FACEDOXXXXING MYSELF FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

• Post #4175442

  GUYS YOU WOULD NOT FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS YEGOR AND IGOR ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NAMES IGOR IS INGVAR YEGOR IS GEORDIE AND THEY ALSO HAVE "ZHORA" WHICH AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED IS GEORDIE THE SLAVS TOOK THAT HEADING J SOUND IN GEORGE IN EVERY DIRECTION IT COULD POSSIBLY GO RT: https://poa.st/objects/5cb7685f-84bf-43ab-abe6-e7f85ce53b2c

• Post #4172195

  PLEASE STOP BORROWING AND NOT RETURNING DUSTPANS AND BROOMS FROM THE MAINTENANCE AND EQUIPMENT RETOOLING DEPARTMENT

• Post #4145056

  I REMEMBER AS A KID, MY GRANDPA BOUGHT AND INSTALLED AN OFFICE STYLE WATER COOLER IN HIS "WORK ROOM" NEXT TO HIS COMPUTER DESK DAD WAS HELPING HIM WITH THAT AND I WAS A HANGER ON BC MOM WAS IN UNI WHEN GRANDPA LAID HIS EYES ON THE PLASTIC STOPPER THAT COMES ON THESE 5GAL WATER JUGS HE WENT "OH WOW, WHAT AN INTRICATE SHAPE! THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME USE FOR THAT." AND SO HE STARTED COLLECTING THEM HE'S MADE THEM INTO LITTLE SLIDEY FEET FOR WORKSHOP FURNITURE HE MADE THE...

• Post #4120518

  YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL YOU KNOW THESE CAMPER VANS WITH AN EXTENSION OVER THE ROOF? I SAW ONE WITHOUT THE CAR, JUST ON STILTS. LIKE, THEY JACKED UP THE BOX AND DROVE THE CAR RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER IT IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING LUNAR ROVER, LIKE A LITTLE SPACE COLONY HABITAT THING

• Post #4120297

  I WANT TO BECOME THE MIDDLING MIDWIT BUT I'M NOT QUITE SMART ENOUGH

• Post #4120216

  @Waldbrand@poa.st I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ALL MY ATTEMPTS

• Post #4077317

  >EVERY FRIDAY "WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU WORK THIS SATURDAY WE ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DEMAND YOU WORK WEEKENDS BUUUUT ANYTHING OVER FORTY HOURS A WEEK IS ON OVERTIME RATES, AND IT WILL BE A SLOW DAY, AND THERE MAY BE PIZZA EVEN. YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE CHUNKY DUNCAN, YOU LIKE FREE FOOD?" >SATURDAY "WE'RE GONNA RAPE YOU AND KILL YOU, YOU GULLIBLE SHRIMP. AND AFTER THAT YOU'RE DOING INVENTORY WITH THE JIVE HOOD BROTHA WHO ALSO SHOWED UP. NO EARBUD...

• Post #4077271

  >CERTAIN PROPRIETARY PNEUMATIC ASSEMBLY FUCKED UP >"WE CAN ORDER ONE FROM JAPAN OR SEND THIS GUY :bobdance: :soy2: TO ANOTHER STATE TO GET ONE FROM ANOTHER PLANT AND HAVE THE LINE UP BY MONDAY" >( :bobdance: IS AT WORK SINCE 3 AM AND WOULD HAVE TO BOMB DOWN FOR A DAY, SLEEP IN A HOTEL, THEN BOMB UP NORTH FOR A DAY, THEN SUPERVISE THE PROCESS ON MONDAY) >FOUR TECHS FUCKING AROUND WITH THE ASSEMBLY FOR TWO HOURS, AIR PRESSURE KEEPS FUCKING IT APART HMMMM THESE GROOVES LOOK...

• Post #4049574

  NORMALIZE USING AN UMBRELLA IN THE SUN

• Post #4049552

  GRAMMAR RABBI RT: https://poa.st/objects/70f994f1-41f4-4718-bbb4-dae38a220e10

• Post #3974665

  STOP RESISTING!!! I'M HELPING, I'M HELPING!! *GUNSHOTS* I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR CENTER OF MASS IN A STATIONARY WAY!!!

• Post #3923777

  UNIRONICALLY THOUGH, WHAT WE'D LEARNED FROM A DECADE OF ANTI-DAWAH CHRISTIAN APOLOGETICS ON YOUTUBE IS THAT THE SUNNIS CONSIDER ISLAM TO BE IN A DARK AGE SINCE THE FALL OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE RT: https://poa.st/objects/5ad92769-2824-4b34-9447-a4a9520bc4be

• Post #3923370

  OH? OH? ARE DESAL PLANTS ON THE MENU NOW? RT: https://poa.st/objects/ab366628-6a78-4e7d-ba71-68fbebea20c1

• Post #3873416

• Post #3846003

  WHAT IS GOING ON WITH GEN ALPHA https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpZH4ylGFE

• Post #3797852

  SEAMAN RAMIREZ DEFEND THE BURGER SHIP RT: https://poa.st/objects/c74dfe24-b8e8-4791-a5b1-6b64460c956b

• Post #3772766

  ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, I'LL WATCH THE CAT ANIME

• Post #3766947

  IT'S TERRIBLE, THE GAP BETWEEN ANIME BUFF WOMEN AND IRL BUFF WOMEN WHO GENERALLY LOOK SCRUNKLY AS ALL FUCK ALMOST AS BAD AS ANIME BROWN WOMEN VS IRL BROWN WOMEN

• Post #3747740

  IS IT ADHD OR WHATEVER KIND OF RETARDATION IS IT WHEN THE WASHING MACHINE HAS 12 MINUTES LEFT AND I'M INTERRUPTING MY WHOLE FUCKING DAY TO SIT AND WAIT ON IT TO FINISH SO I CAN TRANSFER THE LAUNDRY TO THE DRIER LIKE, WHAT IS IT? WHY CAN'T I STOP? "OHH I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT 2PM THEREFORE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE WHAT IF I WON'T BE READY" - SYNDROME? WHAT PERSONALITY DESTROYING PILL DO I TAKE, OR WHAT PART OF THE BRAIN DO I NEED TO HAVE CUT OUT...

• Post #3747561

  WATCHING AN ENTIRE SOCIETY SPEND OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY FOR FIFTY YEARS, CHOW DOWN ON SEED CORN, AND GET VERY UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE STOPPING THIS TREND WILL BE UNPALATABLE (NO MORE NIGGER DAYCARE)

• Post #3744629

  HE WAS SUSPENDED, ACTUALLY RT: https://poa.st/objects/69449da7-7837-45f6-8644-58cee923808c

• Post #3660722

  AFTER A LONG DAY OF KILLING NIGGERS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER, IT'S TIME FOR THIS CHUD TO GOON TO VINTAGE BICYCLES UNTIL SLEEP TAKES ME

• Post #3638057

  HALF OF THE GREAT LAKES ARE IN CAPTIVITY BY A HOSTILE EVIL FAGGOT FORCE THAT HATES OUR CULTURE AND OPPRESSES THOSE OF US BORN ON A PARTICULAR SHORE AND NOT OTHER NO, THE GUYS BORN ON THE OTHER SHORE ALSO GET OPPRESSED BY THAT HOSTILE EVIL FAGGOT FORCE, BUT A LITTLE BIT LESS RT: https://poa.st/objects/353f6aa5-3127-4c5c-b4fc-8bed5384fd48

• Post #3566544

  ANOTHER TOOTH CRUMBLED