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WHY DON'T CHINESE TOURISTS JUST PUNCH THE MONKEYS THAT STEAL SHIT OFF THE RAILING? IF A MONKEY SLAPPED ME ON MY BALD CHINESE GRANDPA HEAD I WOULDN'T RECOIL IN FEAR I'D PUNCH IT LIKE A STUFFED TOY I GOT MAULED BY A PITBULL WHAT'S A LITTLE DONKEY KONG SMASH BROS ACTION TO ME