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• Post #4358214

  shoots you with the beam that turns ppl into men or whatever you get to decide whether "no effect because ur immune to being male" or "no effect cuz u already are one" or "instant magical transformation" is more affirming

• Post #4272192

  im needyy i wanna pin someone down and toy with them

• Post #4235833

  ughh c'mere boy lemme get a taste ​:floofDrool:​

• Post #4046953

  where's my cult where's my adoring fans i got 94 followers and y'all don't do shit for me. i gotta start charging for entry "nate i'll do anything for you, please. i'll devote my life to you. you're everything to me" why am i not hearing this from like at least five of you. fuck

• Post #4043602

  ​:boost:​ is there anyone who could give advice on how to get diagnosed for NPD (ideally in the UK)? i'm struggling bcuz i think i have it and whenever someone contradicts me i get mad which makes it hard to think critically abt it. i can't tell if ppl doubt me cuz im covert/masking or bcuz i rly don't have it ​:boost:​ boosts appreciated

• Post #3895030

  any recommendations for a way to make rm safer? ideally i wanna just have it prompt me to confirm before deleting anything, but good practices would also be useful to know

• Post #3890564

  i am begging y'all if u have a fetish or desire u want me to indulge please just ask explicitly in private instead of trying to worm it into conversation or make it sound like my idea if i have to deal with another "master,, would you like me to wear my maid outfit while i serve you? would you like to use me as a footstool?" im gonna lose it please just say something like "im into maid outfits and i like being stepped on, would you be willing to do that?" and i'll d...

• Post #3890561

  i (re)made a roleplay account for my OC,, i hope you like it,, ​:neocat_pleading:​ RE: https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/47d42b4e-ce35-4e39-be3b-3951f7ed02ee

• Post #3817350

  maybe i make a roleplay account

• Post #3753470

  y'all are corrupting Kel so fast he's gonna be sludge by the time ur done with him

• Post #3722550

  anyone happen to know of any kobold emotes that my loser headmate could use

• Post #3716488

  rubs my scent glands on u

• Post #3576564

  wondering whether im into women. anyone have any cool women for me to think about?

• Post #3466529

  SOH: "i can't jerk off there's a guy doing construction work outside of my window" ​:edji_ugh:​ OH: "you're gonna pass up such good material?" SOH: "i-... shut the fuck up" ​:edji_huff:​

• Post #3456475

  ordering food while plural and its like "anything you want?" "uhh... ​:edji_pout:​ i guess i'll have like, a vegan bu-IWantAppleSlices​:bunhdlurkaww:​-rger, i- i mean, ​:edji_woah:​"

• Post #3412519

  the goose was not valued it seems RE: https://transfem.social/notes/anu27tfb4iku089l

• Post #3405326

  woke up and i haven't been boykissed at all!! ​:edji_misery:​ any other entities wanna try? girls or otherwise? ​:neocat_pleading:​

• Post #3405325

  want a boy to kiss me to sleep,,

• Post #3376350

  hmm i think maybe im still mostly a boy but with the capacity to be a girl

• Post #3376326

  i love following roleplay/parody/gimmick/fictive accounts for media that i have no knowledge of and trying to figure out what it's about. like @asokel@ohai.social wtf is happening to you boy RE: https://ohai.social/ap/users/115410507766977938/statuses/116125766867377446

• Post #3356892

  [text in German]

• Post #2400001

  be shameless but be mindful it's good to be confident in yourself in spite of purity culture, but if you can't introspect on your behavior then you will eat shit at some point

• Post #2374663

  robot fedi users are like "please break and kill it ​:neobot_pleading:​" if you're a machine and you put yourself in my care, im gonna treat you like every other device i own. that is to say, i'll make you live far longer than you were ever supposed to, while subjecting you to the most obscene nonsense treatment imaginable i'll install custom firmware on you so i can install homebrew apps i'll never use. i'll use you as another weird way to ssh into my computer w...

• Post #2200006

  i wanna try consuming yaoi*. any recommendations? i want something down-to-earth and earnest. minimally tropey if possible. *media that specifically focuses on two guys (or similar) in a relationship of some kind boosts appreciated

• Post #2119018

  my fedi strategy revolves around waiting for Tay to be online and then posting something attention-seeking in the hopes that she will boost it then hopefully i will get swarmed with people petting me and praising me and calling me cool and interesting

• Post #2060233

  youtube keeps recommending me eldritch yuri

• Post #1907840

  catboy roommate. starts meowing/complaining loudly at you because my food bowl is empty like mraaaaaaaow im hungryyyy i havent fuckin Eaten since Breakfast i want Food or im gonna scratch up the couch. mraaoooowww

• Post #1907838

  i was Born to fill the needy catboy roommate archetype. tugging on your sleeve like im booored bro play with me. get the worm out i wanna play catch the worm

• Post #1907837

  i snuggle up to you and start to purr. then i realize you're carrying the scent of another catboy and i back away and start hissing loudly

• Post #1907836

  theyr fuckin spraying me with the spray bottle