La Belle Kapok :osaka:

mylesserhalf@famichiki.jp

Same as I ever was. Team Shift-Enter. Chaotic groundparrot. Unhinged about Twin Peaks. EABLs are my peoples. Esoteric low-brow humor, reactive shitposting. Former secretly upstanding member of society.Algebraphile. Successful multiplier, former BCR-ABL1 divider. In a serious relationship with Spreadsheets since 1995.Avi: impressionistic image of brown-haired woman with averted gaze.Banner: Duolingo screenshot of Óscar with suggestive eyebrows, asking "¿Por qué se caen tus pantalones?"

Posts

Post #3692644
Looking forward to settling into Osaka tomorrow, but do NOT want to pack 😢
Post #3692643
God I hate the shink 🤢
Post #3692642
It&#39;s been a long day, and I need something stronger than Lemon-dou Light Weight 😭
Post #3692641
Okay, I have a .... weird question. In Japan, do you put subfloors over the floor joists before laying down the flooring surface? Because this house we&#39;re in clearly has the laminate sheeting straight over the floor joists and there are spots in the floor we dare not step.
Post #2207845
It&#39;s been a long time since I&#39;ve done a full face of makeup (pretty minimalist with makeup &amp; it&#39;s still a long time since even that) We have family photos this afternoon (dry run for Saturday) so I did my face this morning in case I muck it and need time to redo. I used eyeshadow primer bc it&#39;s almost 10 hrs until photos. I forgot that choosing eyeshadow primer is choosing violence. Every. Single. Time. It&#39;s like coating my eyelids in tar and t...
Post #2207844
If you really want to ruin a 2E kid&#39;s week, make them solve a triangle that doesn&#39;t exist. 😮‍💨🤦🏼‍♀️ I need a frickin&#39; drink.
Post #2207842
The kiddo made me a character in Tomodachi Life. Accurate.
Post #2207841
A few weeks ago I went to a low-key get-together for 5 hours and spent the next day and a half sleeping to recuperate, so i was definitely worried about the recovery from the bar mitzvah. I slept about 16 hours yesterday and at least another 14 today. I had a Coca-Cola with dinner because i figured it couldn&#39;t really hurt, and now it&#39;s almost midnight and my brain is up but I&#39;m too exhausted to get out of bed to be productive.
Post #2207840
Kiddo needed vxs yesterday and is terrified of them, so I got my COVID update in solidarity. He was a champ. I, on the other hand, will feel like I am dying for the next few days. It&#39;s a little better than it has been in the past because no drenching cold sweats, but all of my joints are either too weak to engage or in the middle of charlie horsing and the vertigo is abysmal. This took me forever to type, but I felt it was necessary to proof of life. Send Gatorade and gogurts.
Post #1030629
My Dollar Tree fucking sucks now. It&#39;s none of the craft stuff i need and all of the 5Below stuff I don&#39;t want. I couldn&#39;t find black paracord, so i bought a skein of chenille yarn and spent an hour crocheting it into chain cord. All of this to say - I left my takeout bahn mi to sit while i worked, and it was the best decision I&#39;ve ever made. Absolute top tier best bahn mi I&#39;ve ever had because it marinated. 🎆🎆 Time for a nap.
Post #1030628
If you see this, toot a pic of an opossum yawning. Why? Because i decided that would make me happy in this moment, that&#39;s why.
Post #807526
How does one lose an entire set of interchangeable knitting needles? Totally deflating 😖
Post #807524
Y&#39;all. I fell asleep on the couch. Younger child watching TV on the floor and older child and spouse supposed to be going out to see movie later. I wake up: where is *older child* Younger child: i dunno Me: did *parent and OC* leave for the movie? YC: maybe Me: is Mom here? YC: um, YES? Me: *thinks* weird, I can&#39;t remember Mom AT. ALL. But Mom should be here, so where is Mom? *Drift back to sleep, wake up an hour later, remember interaction. ME, Y&#39;ALL. MOM IS ME AND I...
Post #807523
@takosix my Italian grandma approves this message
Post #807522
I am quitting my job tomorrow. 🤔 Wondering if i should call it &quot;retirement&quot;?
Post #807521
So... I had intended to quit as of the 27th. When asked for my timeline, I did some quick calculus and answered &quot;end of April, if not sooner&quot; What changed? I realized that business tax and personal tax deadlines are 3/15 and 4/15. If I want any hope of bringing in someone who can learn the job such that I can make a clean break and never have them bother me again, I need to give enough time for people to apply after they rage-quit their current tax jobs.
Post #807519
I&#39;m back kinda and all i have to talk to about is bitching about my kid&#39;s Dr. so I&#39;m just gonna not. But hey, still here, just exhausted.
Post #566945
I am makin&#39; things and it&#39;s makin&#39; me feel more like me.