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mrs_malice@mastodon.world

<p>Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my current profile!</p><p>🦄 Cis she/her — if this makes you &quot;better&quot; than me, then don&#39;t follow me. Nearly 40. Married. Two cats.</p><p>📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NoBots" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoBots</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NoAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoAI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NoLLMs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoLLMs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NoBridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoBridge</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NoTagsPub" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NoTagsPub</span></a>

Posts

  • Post #4405501

    ok it&#39;s not totally updated as i still have beatles records to add, but it&#39;s good enough to share &amp; add to my profile 🎉 hooray VINYL! https://www.discogs.com/user/seekingfreedom #Vinyl #Music #AliceCollectsThings #Discogs

  • Post #4317247

    *inhales* jack white acolyte baby shut the door tight upright don&amp;#39;t fight book yourself a night flight eat more, drink ensure anti-bot is anti-war seller&amp;#39;s here; we&amp;#39;re poor— i said shut the cellar door!

  • Post #4317246

    every time podcasts start advertising to me in spanish i&amp;#39;m like &amp;quot;ha! fooled you! ahaha sucker!!&amp;quot; ditto when they think i run a business and ditto when they think i&amp;#39;m a man so yeah i guess according to the panopticon i&amp;#39;m either me or perhaps a spanish-speaking business-owning guy... very effective targeting y&amp;#39;all got there...

  • Post #4066106

    someone who gets boosted onto my timeline fairly frequently has rejected my follow request twice now so i just muted them lol like why should i keep paying attention to someone who&#39;s written me off y&#39;know

  • Post #4003078

    i think i feel a new tea phase coming on... rinsing out my infuser bottle 🍃💦

  • Post #3988424

    &quot;you&#39;re gatekeeping&quot; lmao yeah everyone knows gatekeeping is when you push fascism &amp; purity culture out look up entryism and get the fuck outta my face

  • Post #3987871

    a fandom observation when i was a teen, if you were into the beatles like me, it&#39;s because you enjoyed the music first, like that was the hook, which would then grow into learning &amp; appreciating all the other things we know &amp; love about them. these days on tumblr i notice more &amp; more fans showing up **without having listened** to any Beatles music, asking what the band &amp; fandom are about as if they&#39;re deciding whether to join. asking where to start listening, like which...

  • Post #3940401

    ...i skipped beatle church this morning 🤭 currently spinning &#39;teen dream&#39; by beach house 🦓 #vinyl #music #NowSpinning

  • Post #3860141

    looks like abby-tabby likes the new couch :3 #CatsOfMastodon

  • Post #3834719

    geeeeez i need to follow more people, like regular normal people, who post about their unique lives, griefs &amp; pleasures whenever i try, i mostly end up finding large accounts who post all day &amp; never reply back, or only reply/boost to dunk (propaganda has become so fucking boring) who&#39;s posting about switching to diet coke, or a funny sign they saw on the way to work, or a genuine shower thought, or a new thing they&#39;re into... if that&#39;s you, hmu? more moots more fun? 🤠

  • Post #3679269

    the way these cats act like the vacuum is a targeted attack at them, even when i close every possible door between us to muffle the noise

  • Post #3581856

    born too late for the bicentennial, too early for the tricentennial

  • Post #3536157

    shared this with beatles tumblr and thought y&#39;all might get a kick out of it too a lil something i made while bored in class, back in my high school days #TheBeatles #beatles

  • Post #2184417

    sam and i got one of them newfangled beverage carbonating machines (not a soda stream but similar) on account of me being sick and tired of opening new sodas, only to find them flat! he just made lemonade and pumped some bubbles in, now it tastes like minute maid 😀 take that, ya international soda conglomorates!!!

  • Post #1998944

    I don’t normally smoke weed at 8:30 in the morning, but then again, most mornings don’t start with learning that one of my favorite podcasts is over forever

  • Post #1998942

    RE: https://retro.pizza/@Lewie_Kong/116515900538935593 may the pulp be with you!

  • Post #1998936

    i made the mistake of pre-ordering ‘monica’ by jack harlow and wmg made the mistake of sending it to me without its booklet inside and i made the mistake of reaching out to customer service for help, getting a support ticket started, and following up on that ticket and they made the mistake of calling me ‘jack’ in their latest response i i’m so tired do i just do a chargeback now or

  • Post #1998935

    RE: https://mastodon.world/@wizardponderingorb/116516867066706668 “Listen here, Jack—you think you can just waltz in here and demand things from Jack? I’ll tell ya what you’re getting from Jack, you’re getting jack, Jack, so jack off!”

  • Post #1998933

    waaaaaaaaaaaah

  • Post #1998932

    still can&amp;#39;t believe knowledge fight ended like this wtf

  • Post #1998931

    gonna be a big year for cultural losses i think sucks how abruptly knowledge fight ended and how it kinda went down with info wars itself on the other hand, feels like paul macca &amp;amp; dolly are prepping us to lose them and god bless them for that still, an unnerving end to the current turning and of course we all still wait - pallid, huddled, rustling - to hear of the one death we&amp;#39;ve all been waiting for, the one that marks the end of this turning for certain

  • Post #1676395

    never once in my time on mastodon has me asking an account for alt text resulted in that account responding that they will do it it’s always, always no and i’ve asked multiple accounts, from popular web comics to niche posters always no, maybe followed by a long justification as to why it’s not worth doing just in case you’re wondering why alt text people sound angry i’m sighted and it’s already gotten so old and predictable

  • Post #393844

    @draNgNon@hachyderm.io true, and there are better vices widely available these days