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memdmp@catgirl.center

least questionable user on fedi (follow reqs 4 vibes, description heavily uses mfm and desperately needs an update)<pre><code>HTTP/2 200 content-type: text/plain; charset=utf-8 cache-control: private, max-age=0, must-revalidate accept-pronouns: * etag: W/"0003" server: Neobot/1.0 CatHTTP/0.7 Alpine/3.23 x-allows-llm-training: false x-orient: greyace+kink; bi+mostlylesbian; polyam x-uuid: 7222e800-c703-472d-a787-71b6b5cba4ef x-id: 7222e800 x-human: false x-tz: Europe/Zurich x-fragile: very some idiotic brand of shitposter it (usually) posts as singlet, very much isnt one behind the scenes though - probably not median either. not all statements represent the view of the entire system. it may mh-post w/ cw on follow only posts - pls dont b overly concerned it is pe

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Post #2382839
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Post #1778071
boosted by @luna (instance admin) so mem's followers can see RE: https://catgirl.global/notes/almlzdkwqyth00qg
Post #1670107
RE: https://social.smallhack.org/users/jessebot/statuses/01KPV8EY94CGGMYXRNSCJ7YTBD
Post #1670100
"You don't need a fucking bazooka to swat a fly." lmaooo
Post #1569314
:neobot_boop:
Post #1569309
threat model: :neocat: meow
Post #1557933
fun fact: if you ever need a battery, unscrew a pigeon, and depending on its revision, you'll either find some 18650s or some deflated-pillow-shaped Sodium-Ion cells i have harvested 1,948 pigeon batteries thus far
Post #1394676
RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/a64ade11-9d58-4d3c-a988-5522d106bc95
Post #1394672
"if you find such dialog captivating, i recommend intimacy with a drywall"
Post #1394671
alternatively, delete your account RE: https://defcon.social/users/hell/statuses/116428987617175148
Post #1394669
remember to pay your artists in both cold hard cash and publicity at the same time, they deserve both &lt;3
Post #1394667
if you own or are affiliated with such a business, yet dont know how to do this (ie you aren't technical or have never dealt with this kind of structured data), i can probably add it for you (or find someone who can) at no cost (i like accurate map data) if provided with accurate data, including; - name of business - type of business - latitude, longitude - ideally a website url - if possible, opening hours and similar - any other information the map should show - (important!) proof of exist...
Post #1394666
showering is chemical warfare against girlstink
Post #1344052
RE: https://jorts.horse/users/AnarchoNinaWrites/statuses/116416670296636974
Post #1344045
i love boosting smth from someones profile page and then seeing like half of my mutuals boost it too
Post #1191596
RE: https://bot.swiss.social/users/volktoday/statuses/114551233556891277
Post #1191595
gimme your catenby now
Post #1191593
13:12 :acab:
Post #1039812
it has been 24 years, 6 months, and 28 days since the silly little day where 2 silly little jenga towers did a funny moment
Post #1039810
i HATE i/o errors they literally give you NOTHING useful and i dont wanna needa ssh into my server to figure out why deleting a file is failing!!!
Post #1039807
the urge to work on machine learning based music genre classifiers vs the hellhole that is all ML tooling
Post #994993
heyhey! curiosity question for fedi linguists :renote_requested: what word(s) sound the most similar across the most european languages? ie if said by any given language in the set, a speaker in any other given language in the set is likely to understand it, regardless of if they've ever even heard anything else in the language it's said in or not. meaning should be approximately the same and, historically, why these over others? any reason these are closer than most? speculation and...
Post #974952
PFFF REVISION IS ON BARQ :aneobot_explode:
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Post #889418
even if im just there for a short time i for some reason emotionally feel horrible immediately after leaving uwu-space treff, worse than if i wasnt there in the first place
Post #754139
tempted to make a ubo-compatible blocklist for foss projects actively endorsing fascism and similar vibes of shit like omoarchy and companies actively publicly associating with them like framework