Madcollector
madcollector@retro.pizza
<p>Agent of N.E.R.D.<br />I toot en français or in English comme je veux, whatever chatouille mon fancy</p><p>A bit of comics, a lot of shitposting, sprinkled with IT and photography, I'm running my Mastodon account like Phoebe Buffay.<br />Toots self-destruct after 3 months.</p>
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Post #4168706
If you're hot, they're hot
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Post #4165498
RE: https://mastodon.art/@guilhernunes_/116997904946627056 [upbeat electronic music plays] Coughing up blood on the side of the road ♪ I've been run over by a heavy load ♪ But life's no issue ♪ When I regenerate my tissue ♪ - Do the axolotl-- ♪ From Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s02e06
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Post #4133200
Trolling birb
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Post #3916062
it's #caturday
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Post #3890250
Look at his cucumber. I mean, look at it! That's the best cucumber ever.
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Post #3660411
Matin / Morning 👋 @ayoli@diaspodon.fr
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Post #3619591
hoMEOWner
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Post #3619590
Happy 10-times-the-age-limit-for-Leonardo-DiCaprio&#39;s-girlfriends America
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Post #3619589
This year the 4th of July is also a caturday, so take care of them
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Post #3619588
Stars n&#39; Stripes
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Post #3619587
My DM buddy just told us about his RPG session last night: Players had some strange pills to analyze. One of them pretexted the need for a prostate exam to go and ask a shady doctor. As the players were leaving, the DM had to ask them &quot;aren&#39;t y&#39;all forgetting something?&quot; &quot;Oh right, the pills!&quot;
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Post #3619586
Kids these days can&#39;t write a paper about a book for homework without using AI. We did it without having read the book.
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Post #3619585
And then there were 3. The half-fox is now a half-cat because of the red hair on the 2 previous minis. Once I painted her raincoat yellow, the blue hair was a no-brainer. Not because of the Vatican mascot, but because of Christopher Chaos #miniaturepainting
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Post #3619584
My Adventures With Superman does a great job of retelling iconic Superman stories for new audiences. Old farts like me still catch pieces of favorite lore, but the perspective change make it so we still get the feeling of new content. Season 3 obviously is ramping up to the Reign of Supermen, but their version of Superboy is the perfect blend of all versions of the character.
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Post #3619583
&quot;[...}there was still a smell of death about the room. The scent of blood drying slowly, the scent of misery and of terror.&quot; The smell of shit, Brandon. I know it&#39;s not poetic, but death smells of shit.
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Post #3619582
It&#39;s the second time The Pixies are performing in my backyard and they&#39;re still looking for their mind. Anyone seen it? It&#39;s getting tiresome.
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Post #3542174
Construction permit is approved.
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Post #3535086
La traduction automatique de Release chez Microslop...
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Post #3494670
When you're trying to sleep with your windows open at 4AM
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Post #3478547
RE: https://aus.social/@emmadavidson/116831002209712391 I went to check on my old mom. "People are angry at the government, but what can they do about THE WEATHER", she asked. We need to talk more about the solutions. What upgrades can be done. How to replace concrete with greenery. How to insulate and ventilate. "But that takes time" she said. The French president had 9 years and preferred investing in AI rather than schools and hospitals, despite promising his tenure woul...
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Post #3411678
You know who you are
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Post #3328270
Sir Ian McKellen on calling everyone "love"
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Post #3109820
My typical day
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Post #3109819
Thanks to enshittification™, everything at my bank has to go through an app. My loan officer doesn&#39;t answer my messages about my loan. I&#39;ve discovered I can force my way into her calendar through the Appointment feature of the app so she has to call me.
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Post #3109818
One episode left The good: - There were some pretty good scenes (the drug scene, the bar fight). - The lighting and colors were perfect. - Silvermane, Robbie and Janet&#39;s acting were perfect. I&#39;d watch a Robbie Robertson show. The bad: - Nic Cage is back to his younger overacting. I thought he&#39;d become better since Pig, but I couldn&#39;t stand his voice and movements. Looks like he finally used his Ghost Rider 2 research (he wanted to act like an insect for some re...
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Post #3109817
Hard truth
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Post #3109816
Hard cake
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Post #3109815
Amazon axed the new Stargate show Creator Martin Gero developed a new Stargate series over two years, ultimately crafting a show that offered a fresh jumping-on point for new viewers while deeply respecting existing canon. It was a series that avoided the pitfalls of several modern remakes and reboots by fully embracing the core of its predecessors [...] officially, that original vision is no more. We&#39;ll never get the opportunity to introduce you to that world and those characters - or...
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Post #3013801
TIL there&#39;s a Kansas City in Missouri
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Post #3013800
How I signal my turns on Caturdays