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<p>I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible.<br />I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder...<br />Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.</p>

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  • Post #4501586

    Dear Friends of laptops, Luckily I did not buy a new one Nearly did. But I did update my favourite dual processor one. And it went well. So another rant from another computer... ๐Ÿ˜Ž :tux: โœ…

  • Post #4464837

    Dear Friends of the 3 terror #religions, That is: 1. X-tianity (latest product is the United Wasps of America) 2. #Zionism uber alles. A fascist olde Monochrome regional religion 3. Latest Mono(tonous) claim to the Unholy Land. Islamb. However has your religion stepped up? - Has the Dalai Lama sent airborne peaceniks? - Have the #Hindu hordes agreed to move or take over the Palestine/Israel real estate? - Any Satanists or Atheists willing to offer their magic/independence? Personally I am...

  • Post #4464409

    Dear Friends of retro computing. It is not my oldest computer but is my oldest outdoors Linux device. An #Eeepc running a celeron processor and an excellent interface in only the tiniest bit of ram. However/hoover... - Can not get ye ancient wifi wep and wpa to work. Been trying. - So far I have found the power lead, am charging the battery and may have to use Ethernet later to get on something known as the interweb ๐Ÿ˜Ž - Pretty ancient version of fIREFOX AND A REALLY nice suite of programs....

  • Post #4432402

    Dear #unfriends of those #non-companies offering &#39;capabilities&#39; as a service... Pah wot a shower! Anyways, just time to roast/post this excellent accurate analysis of #Trump before #Brunch Have posted it before but always good to remind people of the worst of us. Hopefully not youse dear reader... Please remember we can do better in a swamp. :hmmyes: ๐Ÿ˜Ž :catJAM:

  • Post #4426574

    Dear Friends with a garden, you lucky critters, - I am going to sit in mine to watch the grass growing. Actually only have a strand of wheat but my garden is tiny enough to cherish and listen to London constantly rebuilding and renovating. - A good day for Fridays when all manner of fries are permissible eg. Air fried battered fish &#39;N chips (no not computer chips or crisps) - CU later snap dragons In a whiled garden ...eh&#39;s... #garden #urban #London

  • Post #4414255

    Dear friends I am no step nearer to, - Formatting an olde Linux thumbdrive from my local library running the scamware Windows11 (lobster spits like a cameloid) - Librarians are very helpful if helpless - The librarians including their resident computer bodhi did kindly contact the &#39;only by remote access&#39; small security team at Wandsworth council That means I will have to wait for EasyOS to offer this capacity (is coming) or try again running dd, gparted and the usual bag of trickery at...

  • Post #4408669

    Dear Friends of micro dosing, I think that is not only homopathy or drug withdrool. It also refers in my mindlessness to exposing ourselves to diversity, world and cultural differences. For examples: - Gonna watch episoda 2 staring Clacton future councillor and local Mayoress Mx Truly Precious in her future battle with Count Binfacia - Judge and you shall be Judy and Punch drunk... - Zion is not the last refuge, except in the dating Matrix Have a great day everyone. Free your Mind. Vote Taois...

  • Post #4239090

    #Today #3Things #threeGoodThings 1. Home made #bread flavoured with #Scottish heathland #honey 2. On a new instance/server. Hello Boyz and gals and aliens. 3. Fed birds with dried #mealworms. I haz food to spare... In other words I am a happy wer-lobster ๐Ÿ˜Ž :anon: :blobpeek:

  • Post #4229443

    Hi everyone, #introduction I will be posting in English as that is my first language. Gibberish is my second language. Ich can nicht Sprecher german. Und ich bin kaput (mostly) I am know as lobster (I am the only kosher lobster outside the Qlipoth - whatever that is) i AM ALSO not very good at not shouting due to the position of the cap lock key. Apologies (Enchuldigan sie bitte) I have a website somewhere or other and will now add all my details and post an avatar etc. Say hi. I don&#39;t bi...