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gecos/CN: Janis Joan König SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert KönigNyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit. • tech-savvy luddite • gender-overwhelmed gender-bender • energy-seeping sleepy-head • serious goofballSee pinned post for more <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/intro" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#intro</a> and what to expect here

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Post #4323050
Small children gendering me correctly aaah
Post #4154618
The mouse didn't let itself be held back from boarding unlike us hoomans. A true rebel, it scouted the condoned-off area of the EuroStar boarding space before it was opened!
Post #4154598
RE: https://openbiblio.social/@zlb_berlin/116992493238774434 Nur Liebe für die ZLB. Bibliotheken sind eine der Besten Dinge die die Menschheit je hervorgebracht hat. Und die tollen Menschen von der ZLB machen daraus noch etwas Besseres. Der, für mich, heilsamste und berührendste Post aller Institutionen.
Post #4143780
Q: English or Netherlaands? Me: Yes. Can someone just make me disappear in shame? Second time today already... It's just... an automatic response :(
Post #4065807
Tried #deadlifting the lighthouse. Didn't seem so lightweight to me!
Post #3997512
This brand's name does not inspire confidence
Post #3957791
#emfcamp was absolutely awesome. Something a bit unusual that stood out positively but was not mentioned though (I think) was the toilet situation: I think I've never seen toilets so clean and cared for, least smelly and generally in good order on any camp/festival yet.
Post #3956258
RE: https://social.bund.de/@Bundesregierung/116951001371633619 Wie jedes Jahr wird einem Mitläufer gedenkt anstatt Menschen, die nicht erst in den Widerstand gingen, als der Krieg verloren war. Dieses Mal besonders perfide: Eine Gewalttat gegen Faschismus wird gefeiert (nein, Stauffenberg hat nicht durch's halten seines Kindes Widerstand geleistet), nachdem wir gerade durch den ÖRR gesagt bekommen haben, dass gewaltsamer Widerstand nicht mit den Werten des ZDFs kompatibel ist (sehr wohl ab...
Post #3893593
I was told I was one month late... and also lost one letter on the way #Pridemoth (original moth: https://freesvg.org/moth-vector-sketch)
Post #3893071
Ah, it's golden hour, not to be confused with golden shower
Post #3891092
Best shirt at #emfcamp for now: "Girls Who Are Gay Boys Have More Fun"
Post #3880981
The only creatures more yearny about being eaten than angsty trans lesbians are the wasps #emfcamp
Post #3854240
Oh crap, I forgot to mention my membership in the London Underground in my ETA application under local terrorist organization! :blobcatderpy:
Post #3852756
Usual novels containing romance: Slow-burn, setup, etc. The transfemme sci-fi thriller I'm reading r/n: Clothes come off within the first chapter. I don't mind really, but I just find it a bit hilarious.
Post #3741042
Hm, Trump fan or just equally bad at applying fake tan?
Post #3726452
i can order a sub everywhere but where do i order tops?!
Post #3724475
*slaps backdoor* this backdoor fits soooo many...
Post #3713574
Puh, wie hat sich dieser Artikel bei @heiseonline@social.heise.de verlaufen. Klar, 'ne Meinung, aber puh ist das unqualifiziert. Als ob irgend jemand gegen die ePA wäre, weil wir den Menschen mehr Aufwand bescheren wollten. Ich bin sogar für eine ePA. Nur halt... nicht diese. Sondern eben eine, die meine Daten adäquat schützen kann. Dass eine ePA Abläufe beschleunigen könnte ist ja nichts Neues und dieses Argument wird auch gehört, und nicht zu wenig. https://www.heise.de/meinung/Medizinisc...
Post #3706970
RE: https://todon.eu/@ljrk/116892055711530017 For reference: This sport used to be the center of my life. Like /the/ thing. And then... I was too old for the mixed trainings. And then with the boys... I just didn't compile well with them. I preferred joining $crush with her girls training. But I could do that only occasionally and then the boys became even more "manly" and I was stuck. I felt I didn't belong. They talked about playing the men's league (instead of boy's...
Post #3703085
I... I think I just got accepted into the women's handball team here! This is such a huge relief I'm over the moon
Post #3678956
I subscribe to every word of @girlonthenet@mastodon.social here. Naturally, many trans mascs may feel a bit opposite, but for me: Tits = Awesome. Fuck yeah for feeling them jiggle when running down the stairs. Best body awareness feeling ever. Homegrown tits, very much recommend! But there's one thing I wanted to #AskFedi for a long time: Those of who you do not wear bras, for whatever reason (no need, dislike, whatever): How do you conveniently store items /if you do not wear pants/skirts...
Post #3604686
RE: https://todon.eu/@ljrk/116867009188775766 Dönerfrühstück: acquired!
Post #3603886
I think I figured it out. I want to work less with things where knowing more makes you hate them more. And more with things where knowing more makes you love them more. If I work with $thing I want to learn more about $thing. And the perspective of disliking $thing more in the future is terrible and demotivating. Yes, this is about (current) computers and most of tech. I think I really want to quit tech. It's terrible for my soul.
Post #3559115
I guess it is time. For some, uh, Monster on the rocks? :blobcatgooglyshrug:
Post #3558392
Some people love to talk about trans people's "real" names. But what about natural names? imaginary or complex names? rational and irrational names?
Post #3539405
Okay, kriege ich das in etwa zusammen? - Vergesellschaftungsverbot - IFG abschaffen - Krankheit ab 1. Tag beim Arzt AU einholen - Steuerprivilegien für Reiche erhalten - Chatkontrolle in der EU durchwinken Und dann wundere ich mich warum ich schlecht gelaunt und erschöpft bin. Nein, gelogen, wundere mich nicht.
Post #3483634
Walked outside, petted the neighborhood cat. Best 45mins I spent this day.
Post #3476397
Discovered an Indian place close-by-ish that offers vegan Aloo Palak and damn it's good <3 This district still is, culturally, a wasteland (which is ironic, given that it's got probably the most money to spend on culture), but there are some few places that offer decent foods.
Post #3438981
oh that's a new one: train is skipping my station because the train stations light is gone lol
Post #3420372
Huh, warum fliegt die Luftwaffe zwei Eurofighter des TaktLwG 73 in Formation ... mitten im fucking Wohngebiet mit üppigen 550km/h nur knapp 300m über dem Boden? Das war schon übel laut... I get it, man soll Schulungen machen, aber WTF. So ein krassen Tiefflug habe ich noch nicht innerstädtisch gesehen... #Berlin #Stone1 #Stone2 icao: #3EBCE6 #3EAD21