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• Post #4500677

  being pet feels really nice. kinda fucked up honestly

• Post #4461824

  look at her!

• Post #4172215

  chief wearing a shirt that says “i met god and he mixed me up with his other daughter and then told me dying was my problem but he was very nice about it”

• Post #4098327

  > believe in god bc pascal’s wager > extra hell for insincerity and looking out for myself

• Post #4055994

  “why are you playing as the female character” “i wanna see a hot girl running on the screen” on screen is a gay loser with no ass fantasizing about being a handsome detective and shooting guns and then getting emotionally destroyed by a breakup

• Post #4055558

  i have started explaining bits of ptn to my mom and i think she’s catching on that there basically arent any men except max king and donald

• Post #4053536

• Post #4053069

  girl named dehydrated

• Post #4048638

  @gabriel@mstdn.starnix.network oh hey thats oomf RE: https://mstdn.starnix.network/@gabriel/116971683540542751

• Post #4043089

  charles church

• Post #4043052

  customer with last name kirk comes in “i wonder how she feels about sharing a last name with charlie. what if theyre related? no definitely not. i mean charlie kirk lived in this metro area but he moved here from somewhere else. but what if?”

• Post #4029064

  going to your funeral and explaining that you were really good at bending reality with loyalty and that everyone else should bend reality woth loyalty too

• Post #4028687

  there are no ptn fans there are only rain burst/flora unfurl, ode to sun, and eternal nightmare fans. okay that and fans of one specific character

• Post #4026780

  God is kind of difficult to work with in a religion bc it requires both some immense of being that is something perhaps beyond what we can understand at all and yet also proposes that the ground of being is in some way personal and willing to inject itself into this world of relational existence. i think to fail to understand this in either direction ends up with either a demiurge (whoch may be viewed as good or bad) or no one overarching deity at all

• Post #3991514

  “idk eternal nightmare sounds like a horror thing but idk its kinda just sad.” “haha thats like the face that mantis makes in her EN. do i call her mantis or marguerite? the whole thing with her eternal nightmare is that nobody can remember her name as anything other than mantis bc thats the thing that ate her friends that she eventually turns into. okay maybe a little horror stuff happens ig.”

• Post #3978862

  same sex marriage is unnatural because sex and gender are themselves unnatural and so is straight marriage fact chrcked by real maximians true

• Post #3978703

  customer (with surprise and disappointment): “you dont speak spanish?”

• Post #3949394

  job (pronounced job rather than job)

• Post #3944472

  kinder expectation egg

• Post #3926353

  cool lizfact: im evil

• Post #3924135

  im lizzie again byw

• Post #3923121

  im sylvie

• Post #3922924

  i’m

• Post #3904048

  “murphy learned to forget unhappy things to keep herself going. over time, she developed a goldfish memory and now keeps a notebook close by for anything important”

• Post #3903222

  AWFUL

• Post #3899480

  in georgia they dont say “oh god i spilled it everywhere what do i do” they say some other shit idk i dont speak georgian

• Post #3899064

  did you know? in episode one of fuckshit: the movie: rhe show, the actor playing steve actually pissed his pants on camera to get a genuine reaction out of the other one!

• Post #3898011

  when i was in middle school i had a reputation for saying shit like this and they called it logic by [deadname] or [deadname] logic RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/401fccfa-551a-4cea-bda1-fe5a5753e1af

• Post #3889769

  my boss: “of course im using my vacation days. do you think im crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room-“ sound trailing off as she leaves the room but im pretty sure she said the whole thing

• Post #3889710

  this is one of my favorite images ever