Ben Evans
kittylyst@mastodon.social
<p>Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/architecture" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>architecture</span></a> / <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/performance" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>performance</span></a> / <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/observability" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>observability</span></a> / <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Java" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Java</span></a> / <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JVM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JVM</span></a></p><p>Much more likely to post pictures of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cats</span></a> and rant about society
Posts
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Post #3814844
Time to reset the: Days since "test cases are boring, surely the LLM can't be *that stupid*" counter, Pinkie. Maybe next time we'll make it to double figures. #ai #software #testing
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Post #2289828
This is incredible: Pre-writing an obituary for your enemy, who you pre-decease by nearly 5 years, and then having the outlet run the obit when the MF finally dies: https://www.statnews.com/2025/11/07/james-watson-remembrance-from-dna-pioneer-to-pariah/
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Post #1902034
Good short video on #Sustainability and #AI - https://www.fastly.com/blog/can-we-make-ai-green (edit: forgot to tag in @simonwistow )
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Post #1174118
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116403744095800752 Another excellent, if rage-inducing, thread from Prof Lawler.
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Post #1110088
This is rather good. When do the locusts come? https://leehanchung.github.io/blogs/2026/04/05/the-ai-great-leap-forward/ #ai #programming #llm
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Post #1110087
Huge #AI win. My bank wants to talk to me about the advanced AI tools they&#39;re using that have determined they can do me a much better deal on my car insurance. I haven&#39;t owned a car since 1998 &amp; that was in a different country.
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Post #1110083
RE: https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116385094146388206 Half of me is &quot;What mischief could be had with this knowkedge?&quot; &amp; the other half is &quot;even the trees had been a bad move&quot;.
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Post #1023396
Given the extremely long wait until more new #DoctorWho then some enterprising soul should clearly create the content we really need - the Dugga Doo cover of &quot;Down Under&quot; originally performed by Men At Work (or was it?)
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Post #1023395
One for my #nyc friends https://tickets.frigid.nyc/event/6897:1366/ - it&#39;s a blistering funny queer comedy show (not kid friendly). A few more dates available over the next few weeks.
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Post #1023394
New blog post - experiments with using #LLM tools to build my new website - https://kittylyst.com/posts/how-i-used-ai-tools-to-build-this-site/ #AI #Java
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Post #1023393
I know that some leftists still hold something of a torch for Yanis Varoufakis. If you haven&#39;t already read it, I would urge you to read his latest screed - https://archive.is/Iubdg - which is a piece of apologism &amp; appeasement that I cannot describe as anything other than obscene &amp; treasonous to any normal person&#39;s conception of liberty &amp; safety. Oh, and attempting to defend this vile and insulting bilge is an insta-block.
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Post #1023392
No, Mr Scammer, you are not phoning me from my Housing Association from a purportedly UK number, by the simple process of logic that I haven&#39;t lived in the UK for over 7 years.
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Post #989218
Artemis is currently cruising at ~3535 km per h - which is the fastest humans have ever gone outside of a gravity well. It is 0.0003273% of c - so, the astronauts watches will be ticking slow due to relativity at only 99.99999999946432% of normal, which is roughly 1.689 milliseconds in 10 years (if they were to hold current speed). Provided I&#39;ve done the sums right, which I think I have. #space #science
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Post #732480
India elects first openly #queer person to Parliament - https://www.dw.com/en/indias-parliament-adds-an-lgbtq-voice-for-the-first-time/a-76379210 #LGBTQ
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Post #732474
I am deeply disappointed to discover that \u2026 (…) is not a legal character for #Java identifiers. I had all sorts of fuckery planned, as well. Ah well. #programming
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Post #732473
Bears awake from hibernation in #Catalonia https://cdn-acn.watchity.net/acn/vod-catn/aead1d18-0cf4-4028-b28a-747f820cbec6/7cc30907-097f-4757-ad64-ef901fc76c89.mp4 #Catalunya
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Post #429731
Major discovery of Roman forum in #BCN - https://www.catalannews.com/society-science/item/2000-year-old-roman-forum-unearthed-beneath-barcelona-hotel - when the work’s complete it will be open for occasional public tours organized in conjunction with the city Government. #Barcelona #catalunya #catalonia