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Jon Gilbert

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<p>Further updates as events warrant.</p>

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  • Post #3779182

    Hey #sanfrancisco you know that when a bus or muni train doors are open, you have to STOP, right? Like, when there&#39;s concrete island between you and the train, it&#39;s the law and you gotta stop your car? You know that, right?

  • Post #2480848

    Aw fuck yeah, Wizards of the Coast (the folks who do #dnd and #mtg) just joined up with the #CWA, the Communications Workers of America ๐Ÿ’ช https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/27/magic-the-gathering-online-unionization

  • Post #2439157

    Her: You are the only person I know that would remember Clarus Me: I don&amp;#39;t believe that for a second

  • Post #2439153

    Hey in other news, I&amp;#39;m stuck in Solvang for their Bricks ands Builds event showing off LEGO Gatorland all weekend and because I don&amp;#39;t really get into wine I&amp;#39;m bored out of my skull. But, Gatorland still looks fantastic ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸŠ

  • Post #1982918

    Her: &amp;quot;hey, you can add title and labels now in group Signal chats&amp;quot; Me: *immediately sets mine to &amp;quot;meaty thrust machine&amp;quot;* Her: &amp;quot;hey maybe change that?&amp;quot; Me: *changes title to &amp;quot;alien cloaca inspector&amp;quot;* Her: &amp;quot;....that&amp;#39;s not better.&amp;quot;

  • Post #1982917

    @APBBlue oh man, make sure you get a Mold-O-Rama of the space needle before you leave!

  • Post #1982916

    @APBBlue oh PANTS. Alas!

  • Post #1982915

    Hello I just swept a bunch of cobwebs off the front of my apartment and off my front steps and now my skin and scalp are completely covered in spiders AMA

  • Post #1982914

    Hey #sanfrancisco don&amp;#39;t forget that when your free toilet paper sample shows up in the mail over the next few days from #growsf you use it to wipe your ass and then throw it in the garbage. ๐Ÿ‘

  • Post #1982913

    This goofy John Williams in galaxy&amp;#39;s edge is some BULLSHIT

  • Post #1982912

    Her: &amp;quot;I feel like Talmudic law has been debated less heavily than &amp;quot;Endor&amp;#39;s forest moon&amp;quot; vs &amp;quot;the forest moon named Endor&amp;quot;&amp;quot;

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  • Post #1982909

    LAX announcements from Mayor Bass note that Los Angeles&amp;#39; highlights are &amp;quot;from our mountains, to our beaches, and all the restaurants in between.&amp;quot; I know there&amp;#39;s more than just two geological feature-types and places to eat here, ma&amp;#39;am.

  • Post #1366719

    The Pablo Escobar cocaine hippos ravaging Colombia are the perfect metaphor for long term ill effects that result from short term joys.

  • Post #851114

    We had a Knife Tank! mini tournament this past week; I came out on top, just edging @hnrfineart with a 7 to 6 win-loss.

  • Post #731032

    Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports. Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable. Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out. Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!