Jon Gilbert
jgilbert@mastodon.social
<p>Further updates as events warrant.</p>
Posts
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Post #3779182
Hey #sanfrancisco you know that when a bus or muni train doors are open, you have to STOP, right? Like, when there's concrete island between you and the train, it's the law and you gotta stop your car? You know that, right?
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Post #2480848
Aw fuck yeah, Wizards of the Coast (the folks who do #dnd and #mtg) just joined up with the #CWA, the Communications Workers of America ๐ช https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/27/magic-the-gathering-online-unionization
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Post #2439157
Her: You are the only person I know that would remember Clarus Me: I don&#39;t believe that for a second
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Post #2439153
Hey in other news, I&#39;m stuck in Solvang for their Bricks ands Builds event showing off LEGO Gatorland all weekend and because I don&#39;t really get into wine I&#39;m bored out of my skull. But, Gatorland still looks fantastic ๐๐
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Post #1982918
Her: &quot;hey, you can add title and labels now in group Signal chats&quot; Me: *immediately sets mine to &quot;meaty thrust machine&quot;* Her: &quot;hey maybe change that?&quot; Me: *changes title to &quot;alien cloaca inspector&quot;* Her: &quot;....that&#39;s not better.&quot;
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Post #1982917
@APBBlue oh man, make sure you get a Mold-O-Rama of the space needle before you leave!
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Post #1982916
@APBBlue oh PANTS. Alas!
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Post #1982915
Hello I just swept a bunch of cobwebs off the front of my apartment and off my front steps and now my skin and scalp are completely covered in spiders AMA
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Post #1982914
Hey #sanfrancisco don&#39;t forget that when your free toilet paper sample shows up in the mail over the next few days from #growsf you use it to wipe your ass and then throw it in the garbage. ๐
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Post #1982913
This goofy John Williams in galaxy&#39;s edge is some BULLSHIT
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Post #1982912
Her: &quot;I feel like Talmudic law has been debated less heavily than &quot;Endor&#39;s forest moon&quot; vs &quot;the forest moon named Endor&quot;&quot;
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Post #1982909
LAX announcements from Mayor Bass note that Los Angeles&#39; highlights are &quot;from our mountains, to our beaches, and all the restaurants in between.&quot; I know there&#39;s more than just two geological feature-types and places to eat here, ma&#39;am.
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Post #1366719
The Pablo Escobar cocaine hippos ravaging Colombia are the perfect metaphor for long term ill effects that result from short term joys.
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Post #851114
We had a Knife Tank! mini tournament this past week; I came out on top, just edging @hnrfineart with a 7 to 6 win-loss.
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Post #731032
Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports. Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable. Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out. Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!