Jesse
jessekelber@writing.exchange
<p>Writer | Storyteller | Wanderer of forest paths | Gray Beard</p><p>Brand writer and executive ghostwriter by day (currently freelance), aspiring novelist by every other waking hour (First novel is in revision now).</p><p>Dog dad to Rufus, aka Sir Dingus, the Cattle Dog mix.</p><p>If I'm not here, I'm probably walking in the woods somewhere...</p>
Posts
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Post #2566156
I am inordinately pleased with myself for this. (This is the tailgate of my car, open, with ~0.5 mm of clearance between it and the wall of the parking garage). #DrivingWin #Seattle #PNW #Subaru
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Post #2314384
Well, I was trying to read...but this works too. #DogsOfMastodon #AmReading
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Post #2314383
Time for a drop from the list of amazing band names: * Manhole Smoke * Unleash the Stink * Terminal Sump * A Coalition of Buffoons * Basal Conglomerate And, of course, a few names for that first epic double concept album: * An envelope full of beard hair * The time I got my finger stuck in a bowling ball * the fractal nature of your mediocrity * It’s like the higgs boson of food * I’ve already sorted myself out, thanks #ShouldBeWriting #WritersOfMastodon #Writing #WritingCommunity
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Post #2314382
Watching The Repair Shop. They just took in a vintage Wyvern fountain pen. The pen expert said, &quot;I&#39;ll have to address the cracked rubber sack and floppy lever&quot; and I can&#39;t stop snickering. I watch waaayyy too many British panel shows.
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Post #2314381
Catching up on a channel I follow on YT and was forced to watch an add for Terminix. The tagline was &quot;They eat house,&quot; and I was a bit taken aback. I love it! When great copy lands, it LANDS. Especially when it&#39;s selling bug spray. #CopyWriting #GreatCopy #Writing #AmWriting #WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity
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Post #2314379
Place. Liminality. Context. This shit matters. https://ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/place-i-keep-meaning-to-write-about-place #AmWriting #Writing #Blogging #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #WIP
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Post #2042913
More bloggity-blog-blogging at I Like How You Think: https://ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/more-thoughts-on-context-and-termites-apparently #AmWriting #Writing #Blogging #WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity #SirDingusMcSplootypants
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Post #2042911
I need a soundtrack for working on this book. The protagonist in my first novel was basically me, so I used a local jazz group I love. This dude is a developer at a big tech firm with a philosophy degree. He&#39;s also +/- 20 years my junior, so I&#39;m at loose ends. Any suggestions for something mellow, instrumental, maybe with a good repetitive bass line...but that won&#39;t drive my middle-age Deadhead brain to distraction? #AmWriting #WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity #Wri...
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Post #2042907
I don&#39;t get angry when I&#39;m hungry so much as grumpy. So, if: hungry+angry=hangry Does: hungry+grumpy=humpy? Because if so, I may need to rethink a few things.
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Post #868831
Hey writers and fellow Fedi-creatives, I need recommendations if you have a moment. I need an artist who can do a sigil for me. I&#39;ve got the design in mind, I just can&#39;t draw. Trying to find my focus on this WIP and hoping having this image in front of me will help as it will be a huge part of the plot. I can pay, just not much as I&#39;m still mostly unemployed. Boosts and/or additional hashtags for reach are also much appreciated! #WritersOfMastodon #AmWriting #Writin...
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Post #447413
Ladies and gents...my lap warmer Dingus. That sounded funny... #DogsOfMastodon #SirDingusMcSplootypants