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• Post #4393505

  She decided we're going gluten free. Apparently "gluten" is a German word meaning "happiness".

• Post #4388274

  I really want to move and find new people to loathe, but can't do it in this late stage crapitalism hellscape.

• Post #4353204

  Me Whelmed

• Post #4219801

  As I wander around West Asheville, I am again reminded of the difference between being welcome, and belonging. And I say that as a strait (ish) old white dude.

• Post #4205297

  Seventeen years ago today, dozens of hackers gathered at a house somewhere on the west side of Las Vegas... Apparently we started something.

• Post #4150151

  I bet *this* is the iOS update that makes Bluetooth reliable. #LOL #CrApple #StopDissingHarald

• Post #4137497

  Oh, look, another once interesting security company has become just another software brothel. No, I’m not telling you which one i’m talking about. You're probably wondering which one of several that popped into your mind, aren’t you?

• Post #4128642

  I know "leetspeak" is old and tired now, but still worth mentioning that BSides number 1337 will be BSidesICSDownUnder in Melbourne. Yesterday's @bsidesjoburg@infosec.exchange was event #1327, tomorrow BSides Adelaide starts, 31st will be Basingstoke, and a week from tomorrow @BSidesLV@infosec.exchange

• Post #3990818

  RE: https://mindly.social/@DamonCrowley/116958861191335669 Yup, the city of brotherly MF'n love alright. It died of natural causes- it went to Philly, and it died, naturally.

• Post #3967720

  Looking for my asshole father's obit, or at least date of death, can't find anything. I know, I'll look up uncle Theo's obit, that will at least mention dad. Nope, fam didn't even mention his only sibling, my shithead father, in the "predeceased by" list. Did learn that the grandpa I never knew used to be mayor of Trinidad, TX.

• Post #3960518

  Oh Microslop, what have you done with OneDrivel now?

• Post #3944526

  Just saw someone suggest Danny DeVito to play Jimothy in the inevitable biopic, and that wins the internet for today.

• Post #3941939

  Bertha. Tropical Depression Two is likely to become Tropical Storm Bertha, and while it doesn't look too terrifying, I wouldn't underestimate anyone or thing named "Bertha".

• Post #3873054

  Local Songwriter's Night. MC says of one, "you can tell he doesn't drink, he can remember all those chords".

• Post #3809921

  Happy Bastille Day! Remember kids, with a guillotine, you can always get a head.

• Post #3799236

  And now, bedtime stories.

• Post #3785590

  When I heard the sad news about McConnell I immediately thought of Pratchett's Discworld. The turtle moves.

• Post #3783666

  Oooof, while the tropical outlook for the Atlantic remains quiet, the Pacific has chosen violence.

• Post #3771032

  Stolen from elsewhere, in regards to Graham: "It's like we were sent a free appetizer because our entrees were taking too long".

• Post #3770734

  @varx@defcon.social @adamshostack@infosec.exchange @thedarktangent@defcon.social this is all hysterical. Good thing people can't really pyramid and ponzi non-fungible assets into wealth and then bail on the unsuspecting investors, that would suck.

• Post #3764818

  Wow. Just got an offer to "buy" BSides. Great research there buddy.

• Post #3761017

  Not the big bottle, but a champagne day. Keep 'em coming.

• Post #3693847

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@randahl/116889333585143994 Do Not Eat US Journalists, most are complicit, and thus toxic. You just can't cook that kind of poison out safely. But I do love this challenge.

• Post #3693786

  My dearest Skeeter Truck, Why hath thou forsaken us? Do our good years together mean nothing to you? Is this how we find out that our love for you has always been unrequited? Come back Skeeter Truck, come back. xxxooo Jack

• Post #3682155

  On the turntable tonight.

• Post #3677909

  But it's a wet heat.

• Post #3674030

  Listen, all I want is a tactical sundress in UPF 50 fabric, in my size. Is that too much to ask for? Apparently, yes, it is too much to ask for. #DamnItIsHot #HellSwamp

• Post #3672909

  I just discovered that the collapsing building in NYC used to be Pfizer HQ. They took away the Viagra, and the building is no longer erect.

• Post #3616705

  Just watched Love Letter to Handsome John (it's on YouTube now). Todd Snider's stories of his relationship with and admiration for John Prine. Otis Gibbs did a great job on the project. Still hurts that both John and Todd are gone.

• Post #3614244

  Heat index of 115f/46c. Yeah, maybe I'm done working outside for the day. #Hellswamp