Richard Cole ¯\_(🧔🏻)_/¯

homeindorset@mastodonapp.uk

Now <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Retired" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Retired</a> from <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Software" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Software</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Developer</a> in <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Assurance" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Assurance</a>, <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Insurance" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Insurance</a> & <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Finance" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Finance</a> since 1960's.<a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Married" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Married</a

Posts

Post #1419986
I posted my introduction some time ago, but failed to pin it, so here goes again. I&#39;m a #t1 #diabetic retired #programmer writing mainly in #assembler #bal #sql #pascal and other languages. Things I like now are #diskworld #folkmusic #art #dorset.
Post #1419985
@neil Unable to resist.
Post #1419983
Alternately, my wife&#39;s cousin&#39;s bench.
Post #1419982
@neil We tested the configuration of a Honeywell 200 modem console, by dialling out via Dublin, somewhere else now long forgotten and then back to our Burroughs TC500 in Bournemouth. Seemed to work OK and we moved the TC500 to Dublin.
Post #1419981
What&#39;s the difference between a cow and a crucifixion. You can&#39;t milk a cow for 2 millennium.
Post #881646
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk Gluten-free Intelligence Vegan Intelligence
Post #806179
@SANEAlex@mendeddrum.org | And of course some of us more fanatical fans have also accused him of literature on occasions. Are those the same people that believe in the existence of a mythical thing know as a 'Chapter'?
Post #647811
What duck? #GNUTerryPratchett
Post #491951
@jonathankoren@sfba.social @PicardTips@mas.to Or was it someone from AWS?
Post #491919
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social So long as the UK tax payers isn't funding the Dubai based tax evaders.
Post #364482
@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party We go into our kitchen and there is a washing machine, ready and waiting for us.
Post #316804
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk I'm the same with TV shows containing 'Celebrities'. I've never heard of them and usually have to look them up to see why they are a 'Celebrity', but I'm often still no wiser.
Post #316614
@FourT4@mastodonapp.uk and today is a New Moon.
Post #294341
Roses are red. Roses are blue. Depending on their velocity relative to you.
Post #234797
@dwcon@mendeddrum.org "The singers all loathe the sight of one another, the chorus despises the singers, they both hate the orchestra, and everyone fears the conductor; the staff on one prompt side won't talk to the staff on the opposite prompt side, the dancers are all crazed from hunger in any case..." - Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
Post #210605
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social I haven't got any black socks. Are grey or red socks OK?
Post #207060
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk It's a simple choice; go to bed on 9mmol/L and BG alarm goes off 4 times overnight or go to bed on 5.6mmol/L and need to keep going to the loo all night 'cos BG is now 20mmol/L or higher. I've been trying to manage it for 52 years and failing miserably.
Post #186063
The flooding here in Dorset is getting bad. Photo from BV Magazine and not claimed to be wholly accurate.