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• Post #4481864

  catholic magician: For my next sin, Father, I will need a volunteer from the confessional

• Post #4449932

  If I were a babyface wrestler, my name would be Time because I would wound all heels, this is an excellent wordplay joke, the wrestling community will love it

• Post #4421830

  #DubiousNerdFacts

• Post #4385957

  Someone at the election site was telling people about an upcoming recall election. My wife: what did this guy do? Recall worker: he covered the golf course with solar panels 😡 My wife: holy shit this guy sounds awesome, can we get him to do that to all the other ones?

• Post #4380697

  My conspiracy theory is that Taylor Swift got married so that she can up the ante on her breakup songs.

• Post #4334313

  My daughter said Worf's formal sash makes him look like he's the birthday girl and she insisted I make this image.

• Post #4283359

  Okay, they're installing solar panels on my roof right now. How long until my life becomes a yogurt commercial?

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• Post #4199310

  Art by David Messina

• Post #4180979

  Naught but a beast...a mere wild thing. A horrible creature, red in tooth and claw. It is the Noid.

• Post #4170163

  I really don't like soul patches, they should release the completed soul on launch day.

• Post #4157991

  At the end of Star Trek IV, the crew returns with humpback whales to talk to the alien probe, only to find that the aliens wanted to talk to North Atlantic humpback whales, not North Pacific humpbacks.

• Post #4153022

  Tortugula would like to say "hi"

• Post #4118017

  If AI is inevitable and also solves all the problems, then it won't matter if I miss the boat because the problems related to boat-missing would be solved by the AI anyway.

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• Post #4103403

  *eating five different lemon-flavored snacks at once* "I don't have a problem, this is a solution"

• Post #4094670

  "I told you, that was a typo" DUNGEON MASTER: It's too late, you'll have to complete this campaign as a Brad

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• Post #4088735

  Me when people insist on sharing screenshots of conservative tweets:

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• Post #4068123

  It's 3D chess, libs! If you defund cancer research, it'll trick the cancer into letting its guard down.

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• Post #3992913

  Agamemnon: this war is gonna take a while make sure we got lots of sailors, sword guys, maybe some spear guys... Odysseus: I know a guy who can make big horses Agamemnon: what the hell, we got room on the boat, bring your horse guy

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• Post #3990555

  It's called fashion, look it up sweaty

• Post #3986380

  What are those things on Jean Grey's legs? Wrong answers only

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• Post #3938834

  American socialism isn't a specific ideology, it's just "what if we actually solve some of the problems" which is appealing when contrasted with the mainstream parties' positions of "don't solve problems" and "problems are good and we want more of them"

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