Davi Ottenheimer
flyingpenguin@infosec.exchange
<p>flyingpenguin.com since 1995. <br />Gebrüder Ottenheimer since 1862.<br />History of security, security of history.</p>
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these stickers were so popular at German OWASP Day I quickly ran out. printing more. maybe I'll put an order form up, or feel free to make your own. subtext: neighboring states had cracked the German Enigma by the late 1920s. the threat of Nazis included them being very bad at technology they aquired. but what about horses? ask Kash Patel.
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I'm getting inbound requests from large investors to explain SpaceX news. What has this world come to when people can't see what's right in front of their eyes? I guess I'll have to write it up because nobody else is? Why?
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#spacex before launch: this will be our first marathon, defined by 10 laps. it's 2026 so we're right on schedule for our 2016 promise to have this done by 2017. #spacex after failure: we quit early after one lap, and we are declaring mission success for that lap. things are great and we puked our guts out so everything is exactly how we said it would go. https://apnews.com/article/spacex-starship-orbit-262d3c58d56bf7a525b49115d6c5dfe8
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Basically AI Security is Still the Basics https://www.flyingpenguin.com/basically-ai-security-is-still-the-basics/
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RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/117348654856039839 to be fair, a good history degree starts with the premise that libraries are vulnerable to data integrity breaches and it only gets worse without continuous effort from historians. I'll never forget being tasked "get in those stacks and report everything that's wrong"
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"I want to assure you that if we can pressure lawmakers to create guardrails, we will be able to stop me" https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/watch-weekend-update-from-snl-season-52-2026-2027
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#Dobrindt Under Scrutiny as Russian Hybrid Warfare Crew Runs Posh Berlin Lifestyle https://www.flyingpenguin.com/dobrindt-under-scrutiny-as-russian-hybrid-warfare-crew-runs-posh-berlin-lifestyle/
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I miss these days... "Good design is as little design as possible." - some German motherfucker https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
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"'And who’s accusing us? Among them are people in Britain and in France. For God’s sakes, they invented the term,' he told the assembly." Netanyahu confirms "inventors" of colonialism warned he is copying them. Since the inventors know best, his speech makes colonialism the official position of his government. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/25/susan-sarandon-hannah-einbinder-arrested-anti-netanyahu-protest-new-york
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I'm so old I remember when we used to go to Coney Island expecting insects in the hotdogs Nor'east playing catch up again "...hot dogs will now be colored with crushed bugs instead of synthetic dyes..." https://www.boston.com/food/food-news/2026/09/24/maines-red-hot-dogs-swap-red-dye-3-for-crushed-bugs/
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Michigan credit union fires CEO "[MAGA family holiday to Canada] image was accompanied by the caption, 'Like our sweatshirts? Not sure Canada will.' ...the family never actually wore the shirts... altered using artificial intelligence..." https://yourhalifaxnow.ca/lake-america-sweatshirt-controversy-costs-michigan-credit-union-ceo-her-job/
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why these islands were ever convinced to run electricity on imported oil, I still do not understand https://www.pv-magazine.com/2026/09/07/comoros-inaugurates-three-solar-projects/
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@Viss@mastodon.social I think you have described the new American labor market in general. either a billionaire because family network, or a nobody with nothing.
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@randahl@mastodon.social a while ago I saw this framing from the Dutch too. pig meat export begs how many parts of the world have zero pig meat. it's curious to me who still is eating it, and why they get confused with being "the world". https://infosec.exchange/@flyingpenguin/117058838233477763
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Tesla Cybertruck Kills One Child https://www.flyingpenguin.com/tesla-cybertruck-kills-one-child/
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Tesla Robotaxi fraud exposed by @electrek@mastodon.online "...8 is rough. That’s essentially where the service started in June 2025. Fifteen months later, after a “launch,” a Cybercab reveal, and hundreds of new registrations, the number of Tesla robotaxis actually carrying people in Austin in a given week hasn’t moved [beyond eight active]. That’s entirely because if Tesla deploys the system at scale, it would face too many accidents." https://electrek.co/2026/09/22/tesla-robotaxi...
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The US, as predicted for 30 years about war with Iran, is unable to defend against widespread attacks. Massive "damage to US installations across Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Oman, and Jordan". None of these countries can trust the US now, as they watch dozens of American military bases and airfields being destroyed. https://meidasnews.com/news/exclusive-images-show-severe-destruction-at-us-base-in-kuwait
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@rvps2001/117307694478624624 The swarms are coming, the swarms are coming. Defense: https://gebruder.ottenheimer.app
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"printer is coming" 😱 https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-role-in-trumps-media-meltdown-is-leaked/
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Wall Street Journal, how's that coming?
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RE: https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/117294673813745240 Meh. This is wrong and dangerous. Detroit ran "cars don't kill people, bad drivers do" for decades until Nader made the design the subject. It's the AI. Calling the people using it "stupid" grants the AI vendors the loophole. It's how AI Tesla keeps killing its "stupid" drivers.
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CA Tesla Destroyed in Early Morning Crash Into Back of Truck https://www.flyingpenguin.com/ca-tesla-destroyed-in-early-morning-crash-into-back-of-truck/
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RE: https://toad.social/@KimPerales/117293150529626534 The only way this makes seems is in context of Trump saying he will "deport" 20 million people. That is a chart of concentration camp capacity. Forced labor is the next phase of fascism. When someone says "but the water" think about all the times Trump has complimented North Korea. Labor camps may turn off water, by design.
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@randahl@mastodon.social hi Randahl, this is common in Norway where Tesla cooks the books. I've written about it before, and I'll write this up as well. The short version: The chart is only for about 3,100 cars, the first week of March, but it is being labeled the month; OFV's full March count is 17,685 cars with Tesla at 6,150, or 34.8%. THE OTHER BRANDS OUTSOLD TESLA TWO TO ONE. It also freezes the crest of Tesla's quarter-end delivery wave, financed by a NOK 50,000 VAT r...
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AfD “Remigration” Defined by German Courts as Ethnic Cleansing https://www.flyingpenguin.com/afd-remigration-defined-by-german-courts-as-ethnic-cleansing/
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RE: https://ard.social/@tagesschau/117291755977956787 Same synagogue as the 2014 firebomb gets hit again, in broad daylight, by a man already known to police. How's that 24/7 state protection working out?
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/117286365086343209 when I was a kid I thought if I could blend egg shells and banana peels fast enough I could eat them too. what a disappointment high powered automation was back in the day
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Sheesh. Iran is cleaning America&#39;s clock. New air defense takes down three drones in roughly two days? And some say two more. September 15: IRGC claims two MQ-1 intercepted near Hormuz September 16: IRGC claimed 52nd MQ-9, over Qeshm Island. Do the math on 52 lost aircraft. Pentagon comptroller&#39;s taxpayer Iran war cost estimate yesterday was $33.4 billion as of 29 June: $22.3 billion in expended munitions, $7.4 billion in obligations and $3.7 billion in equipment losses. C...
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German police investigate drone crash near Air Force base https://www.bild.de/news/inland/grosseinsatz-der-polizei-drohne-nahe-militaerflugplatz-wunstorf-abgestuerzt-6aa93fee176f7c20b935dbbc