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2026-09-28 19:12 UTC

#spacex before launch: this will be our first marathon, defined by 10 laps. it's 2026 so we're right on schedule for our 2016 promise to have this done by 2017. #spacex after failure: we quit early after one lap, and we are declaring mission success for that lap. things are great and we puked our guts out so everything is exactly how we said it would go. https://apnews.com/article/spacex-starship-orbit-262d3c58d56bf7a525b49115d6c5dfe8

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  • "SpaceX has ended its mission, calling it a success. ... The company said the spacecraft lost one engine during the ascent to space and was working to determine if it could go into orbit due to the loss of the engine. In an update, however, they said the Starship was in orbit. SpaceX later shared it had decided to end the mission early, taking advantage of its first checkpoint. ... Because Starship is not designed to land in cold ocean water, SpaceX said an explosion during splashdown took place, which is not an indication of a problem or an unsuccessful mission." Ends early, claiming "first checkpoint" is the whole mission and then explodes because the ocean is too cold. It was a test to last 6 hours and 10 orbits, with a splashdown, all of which it failed. Liars. Fraud. Disgrace to space. https://abc13.com/post/starship-worlds-most-powerful-spacecraft-launch-attempt-orbit-earth-first-time/19882139/

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