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• new stickers rule :3

  transcription: (sticker with a furry saying “piss yourself”) a furry picked this up off my table and i stared in horror as his pants started to darken

• woke rule

  transcription: uhh… sorry but i only play woke games

• a girl can dream

  transcription: absolutely feral autistic autistic romance where neither of us has any concept of romantic social normal and we are both each others special interest resulting in a raw and primeval kind of love based on mutual obsession

• somebody send help

  transcription: idk i never done this before should i just start kissing her why is she staring at me like that

• touching rule

  transcription: cute girl on the toilet thinking: “my dick is touching the bowl”

• decisions desicions

  transcription: should i say “my eyes are up here” or “my helmet is up here”?

• meeting rule

  transcription: i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bite them, i meet someone, i bit...

• come here and let me kiss you :3

  transcription: where are the gorgeous big girls at, im talking tummies rolls thighs and stretch marks

• or just like ask them what they prefer <3

  transcription: saying “male to female” instead of just trans woman is like referring to fully grown people as “baby to adult”. ahh… so you used to be a baby??? are you telling be you were BORN a baby… but then… hormones turned you into an adult? nice try. giant baby

• im calling all you nerds out

  depicted: button labeled: looking at lesbian memes instead of getting a gf, and a hand labeled: yall, about to hit the button.

• i like it when they are as damaged as me :3

  transcription: thats a lot of trauma are you into bdsm?

• :3 rule

  pictured: swear jar is empty, :3 jar is full

• cant have anything nice can we

  transcription: trans people: hormones have made me finally feel good about and at home in my body for the first time in my life. cis people: but arent you worried that might be irreversible?

• flirting rule

  transcription: i dont know how to flirt but i can make things awkward if your into that

• insane rule

  transcription: how life feels after accepting the fact that you are insane

• bottom rule

  transcription: pat robertson: “im being dominated by homosexuals”. weird way to say your a bottom.

• Post #293091

  transcription: “animal farm” yeah duh george what other kind of farm could you even have you dumb idiot. a human farm? a human farm with cowgirls? who need to get milked every day? a human farm where you get up at the crack of dawn to give handjobs to a bunch of beautiful girls who are full of cum and desperate for release?&gt; a human farm where you can get bred by bullgirls? girl farm? would that have been better george? hmm? is that what you were proposing? girl farm?

• Post #251272

  transcription: i have 2 moods, anxious, horny

• Post #233778

  transcription: just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isnt a real marriage its just “two best friends who get each other off” and like bestie, idk what has gone wrong in your life but thats exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved. as opposed to real marriage, where you have two people who dislike each other and dont get each other off.

• Post #230739

  transcription: “can we meet?” absolutely not. im just an internet person, i do not exist.

• Post #205749

  transcription: pawjobs this pawjobs that what about clawjobs??? our poor scorpion girls and crabgirls are getting nooo representation… picered my penits :(

• Post #180314

  transcription: literally any marginalized person: “wed like to have some rights&quot;please.” cishet white men: “theyre gonna hung me for sport?”

• Post #173322

  transcription: sorry man i cant give you a handjob, its proprietary and has too many compatibility issues, but i can use librejerk, which is like an open source alternative and its just as good