Elise
elise@fedi.katze.sh
<p>23f cat she/her berlin</p><p>matrix: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fedi.katze.sh/@elise" class="u-url mention">@<span>elise</span></a></span>:katze.sh<br />lewd: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fedi.katze.sh/@elisekatze" class="u-url mention">@<span>elisekatze</span></a></span></p><p>photo in banner taken by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ap.elsa.pet/@foto" class="u-url mention">@<span>foto</span></a></span></p><p>"beautiful girlfriend who doesn't want to be my wife because she's not a pumpkin or something" - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ap.elsa.pet/@elsa" class="u-url mention">@<span>elsa</span></a></span></p>
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i&#39;ve been envious of a pumpkin too much recently 😔😔😔 such is life
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her: &quot;how do you call a Leiche in English&quot; me: &quot;A corpse&quot; her: &quot;No, not a corpse... The thing that controls where a train goes on a track&quot; me: &quot;A switch, Weiche&quot;
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the left has gone too far
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real S-Bahn stays winning
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the Eurostar lounge at Gare du Nord not having Apfelschorle is so disappointing
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&quot;can you hold my wife?&quot; *hands me the pumpkin I bought her*
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@elsa just had her father send her a screenshot of a link to my fedi post asking &quot;is this who I think it is&quot;, girl you are two clicks away from your daughter&#39;s nudes 😭😭😭
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&quot;you are my woke moralist &lt;3&quot;, my friends say the nicest things to me 🥰🥰🥰
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you&#39;ve heard of Interrail Supplements, now get yourself ready for Interrail Peptides
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oh noooooo
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&quot;i can&#39;t believe they are grooming the heap&quot;
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photos from travelling with @elsa@ap.elsa.pet last month! the first two are from the compiègne forest the second two are from champlieu, we went there at night and watched stars whilst cuddling :neocat_heart:
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&quot;the plates and the cutlery are fungible, the pans and pots are not&quot;
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and here begins the longing, stolen by a tgv it&#39;s such a bittersweet emotion savouring it can be difficult but is so important
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i&#39;m really surprised it took *this* long of journaling for me to have to write &quot;:pleading:&quot; to describe the way something made me feel
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Why are the trains on time in Switzerland, the delay is a feature, not a bug 😭
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be the type of girl who when asked for antihistamines, has some with her, but only for rectal administration 🥰
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In the bottom right of both photos you can see semi-permanent border control, whilst the signs on both state "Without borders".
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OH: "bubble tea but every time I swallow a bubble you press the clicker"
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Me: *points out a large snail* Response: *looks at it, lifts it up*, most of the ones I've eaten were this size
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These hashing algorithms are getting out of control
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Does anyone have a spare GPN ticket they would be willing to sell to me?
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France Trip Photo Thread! (The alt text on these are possibly not so great, and one of them is even missing as I did not know what to write, suggestions are welcome)
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I am approaching Paris at concerning speeds (the TVG is not going fast, but any movement in the direction of Paris is concerning)
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Omg the tower from Sailor Moon is real???
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A few photos from yesterday
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Boosts appreciated I am looking for a new job, specifically in embedded development or embedded security. I have been writing Rust professionally for 5 years, and am also comfortable in C. I've found vulnerabilities in multiple generations of NVIDIA hardware, and have held talks on this. If anyone knows of any openings, or would want to refer me (I am open to more broad Software Engineering work if it's via referral), I would appreciate it. I'm open to both remote work, and hybrid i...
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Sleepy Laura
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FishCat
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Train time! (Istanbul Bostanci -&gt; Ankara on a Siemens Velaro)