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• Post #4451855

  The country of Canada does not have a ban on US alcohol sales. Any such decision is made at the provincial level and some provinces still provide consumer access to these products. This doesn't change the consumer's right not to buy it.

• Post #4367965

  I died once, but fought my way back. So yes, I think that qualifies as a badass.

• Post #4367318

  RFK Jr.. If diarrhea lettuce was a person.

• Post #4247045

  "Everyone has that one weird uncle?" Hahaha. Wait, I'm an uncle. 🤔

• Post #4215305

  Come on humanity, we're better than this, we cry with a sadness that concedes a truth we already know.

• Post #4213514

  I fear that we have already passed the limits of climate change adaptation. We just don't realize it yet.

• Post #4142453

  We've been saving the 'he's gone' celebratory champagne for so long that we decided to have it last night to drown our 'he's still not gone' sorrows instead. We can always buy another bottle for the happy day.

• Post #4122720

  We need a locksmith for the jammed junk drawer.

• Post #3993850

  I'm not only angry, but also deeply saddened. Knowing so many wonderful people in the U.S., including some close friends and even internet acquaintances who I consider friends.. a beautiful thing. Despite this, I recognize and acknowledge that the country as a whole has irreparably damaged our relationship and with it, any chance for many of us of ever visiting again.. 💔 and it closes our wallets.

• Post #3989105

  Sorry U.S. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

• Post #3974005

  Wait.. Canadian air goes to the U.S. and we don't charge them for it?

• Post #3967952

  A.I. says that critical thinking has never been a thing.

• Post #3943429

  When I'm looking for a household item and she tells me that it's in the usual place that we always put it.. how is that supposed to help me? 😕

• Post #3917876

  I am so radioactive from all of the scans that I've had over the past few months that I could either be deadly for mosquitoes.. or give them mutant superpowers. 🤔

• Post #3860449

  Dogs are not allowed on our condo complex property and we often have to remind people in the neighbourhood not to let their dogs crap in our yard.. It's not a park. We say nothing if the dogs just want to lay in the shade of a tree on a scorching hot day.

• Post #3814502

  Did you know that during heatwaves you can make regular trips to the walk-in cooler at the local liquor store and not buy anything? They tend to frown on you bringing a lawn chair though.

• Post #3763337

  If you don't have anything nice to say about him, speak up so that we can all hear you. 📢

• Post #3728996

  "I never stop to be shocked at how shocked the Americans are at the logical consequences of their actions, 'Can you believe they're not selling our booze after we disrupted all of their core industries?'" - David Cochrane, CBC News

• Post #3725242

  "What are you planning on doing with all of these plastic bags that you're saving?" I honestly don't know. 😕

• Post #3718218

  Stand back, I think that the coffee is kicking in.

• Post #3700471

  We may have got carried away on the amount of Maui ribs we just bought from the butchery.

• Post #3682490

  Trying to catch dishcloths at that mystery moment before they go from fresh and clean to reeking of an unpleasant, pungent, sour, musty odor that makes you feel sickly just touching them.

• Post #3571420

  So, the government has enough access to relevant data to instantly determine when I no longer qualify for certain low income benefits, but somehow requires me to complete a cumbersome application process for a rebate that pretty much everyone qualifies for? 🤔 #abgov #ucp

• Post #3569442

  Our condo unit does not have air conditioning, however, our building's hallways and large lobby do. Sleeping in the lobby hasn't happened yet, but hanging out in the lobby is nice reprieve during heatwaves. I'm sure no one leaves their unit door open to the air conditioned hallway. 👀

• Post #3565556

  She asked if I wanted my shirt ironed. I said no. I'm not falling for that trick today.

• Post #3543597

  Arrested for vandalism after looking at the reflecting pool from a distance.

• Post #3476823

  Not bad. I made it to noon before my energy was depleted today.

• Post #3003675

  We deny that we did the documented, easily verified thing that everyone witnessed. #UCP #abgov

• Post #3003674

  In a possible sign of selenium poisoning, Alberta's premier forces a two part contradictory referendum question that can neither be answered yes or no. #abgov

• Post #3003673

  For years I was not taken seriously or outright disbelieved about my chronic pain issues. Even when I was in the Emergency Department, I came to know the futility of expecting a different outcome. Two months ago, my Emergency visit was no different. In fact, as expected, they triaged me as a "frequent flyer" of low concern and put me in a waiting area. I came within seconds of dying there. Technically I did for a few minutes. I will be recovering from that incident for severa...