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• Post #4220551

  i'm like a raccoon holding a shiny quarter nailed to a hole in the log and life is coming with a shovel to bash my brains in as an example to other

• Post #4220550

  i only speak when i am confident what the next sentence required of me is like the frog twins ;::; but with everyone the only genuine self spurred speech is toward my cats a vampire* stabbing me through my palm is the only recorded cure

• Post #4220549

  noooo don't bring Taub back; he sucks and he doesn't want to be there anyway but is pretending he does now ???? regardless BOOO

• Post #4220548

  Book Recommendation for Ennui Cuties: - The Yellow Arrow Very Short, Little Discussed, If you read it you must tell me - Notes From Underground Disgruntled old 18th century russian man explains why his shitty life had to happen that way; subtweets you the entire time - The Tatami Galaxy If Notes From Underground was about a contemporary japanese college student with time to change and grow - Piranesi what if the backrooms were cool and beautiful; you don't have to read the second half if you...

• Post #4220547

  this car so clean i could lick the floor mats and find my health improved

• Post #4220546

  working more efficiently than ever to incur a ginormous karmic debt

• Post #4220545

  干你妈， 我正在坐飞机没有目的地学习中文， 你相信我知道怎么找到幸福的生命吗？

• Post #4220544

  they got a character for everything

• Post #3675228

  the internet if you could send and receive data between addressable processes

• Post #3675227

  cortisol levels rise and fall with the sun

• Post #3675226

  the more valuable something is, the less profitable

• Post #3675225

  man i am so burnt out hearing new scotus decisions , i wish i could hear less monkey's paw curls another finger

• Post #3675224

  the only way i can perform corporate work anymore is to roll my eyes back in my head, loosen by asshole and let the invisible free hand of the market muppeteer me

• Post #3675223

  If we ever get mind uploading working I'm gonna gaslight the cloudies so hard Have a totally normal week with them, but lengthen my response times and eventually stop talking to them for a week - then ask if they really are who they believe they are and after they assure me tell them "well before you hardly ever asked about my day" "you wanted me to go do X but you know I always hated X" "you cheered me up about by reminding me of our beach vacation but we went hiki...

• Post #3516332

  Remember when the economy tried to pretend inefficient faux-scarce jpegs were the future? That was so stupid it hurt to even view from the sidelines.

• Post #3496523

  我把一条鲨鱼画了手上

• Post #3495933

  The only judges in the entire country which got the easiest freshman law student pop quiz question wrong are sitting on the SCOTUS. RE: https://mstdn.social/users/MaryAustinBooks/statuses/116840161899983407

• Post #3495895

  I may not be a trans woman but I bet I could throw a brick.Goes hard #pride #pridemonth2026 #lgbt #trans RE: https://mstdn.ca/users/idren/statuses/116840309610658623

• Post #3477995

  Overturning Humphrey's Executor but saying that it doesn't apply to the Fed is some Calvinball-Ass Court Ruling

• Post #3457886

  called a pisstol doesn't shoot piss

• Post #3451985

  Emigrating out of america - call that exit through the grift shop

• Post #3441781

  她死了

• Post #2381713

  there is literally no reason to spell '🅱️ortland' without a 🅱️

• Post #1889424

  going on a boat

• Post #1690501

  using fetish furry memes to discover deep sea single cell organisms

• Post #1690500

  Watching S02E13 of House MD where House pervs on a 15 year old supermodel Given his general misogyny, sexualization of women, love of luxury, and renowned man of science but with reputation issues which could help launder a disgraced financier's reputation and vice versa Would Gregory House be in the Epstein files?

• Post #1690499

  i miss you... #tallink #helsinki #tallinn

• Post #1690498

  trasgernder #caturday #caturdayeveryday #catsoffediverse #catsofmastadon #cats #fallout #trans #transgender

• Post #1484996

  Come learn math! We'll cover topics like: 1. Sexy primes 2. Dyck language 3. Boy's surface 4. Hairy Ball Theorem 5. Cox-Zucker machine 6. Cox Ring 7. Kummer surface 8. Tits group 9. Wiener process 10. Kuntz algebra

• Post #1388773

  "men will undergo tremendous effort to avoid the true labor of thinking" RE: https://birdbutt.com/users/colinstu/statuses/116338099556672672