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• Post #3189309

  Get your voyeur on!

• Post #3189308

  I want to become a tailor to make wildly inappropriate 'fun scrubs' as a coworker gift, like 'paid to be here' in tiny little 100 grand bars all over, or a really big cantelope for a prostate/bladder specialist.

• Post #3189307

  KNEEEE REAPER, GO ON AND REAP THOSE KNEES

• Post #3189306

  Anyone else's spouse or partner more of an addict than self? Wanna get drinks?

• Post #3014052

  splitting group into even and odd birth years just so we have two softball teams, and the moment i'm in with the odds I lean over and go 'fucking hate those evens, pretty exclusive group we got here, right?'

• Post #3014051

  Dr. Suessian Strange Erotic Contraption Smut

• Post #3014050

  People are really poor sports about me saying we're 'Addiction Siblings' because they describe their relationship to something in overwrought self flattering tones and I go 'Hey, just like vaping for me!'

• Post #3014049

  I do have an optimism in my arguments that I dont need to pull anyone to our side, but that theyll wind up with us if they really start looking at their own thing and why its coming up short. Then some of yall do other parts youre good at and care about while Im onto the next 'you cant be happy with being along for the ride like this, right?'

• Post #3014048

  Boomer Liberal Moms are incapable of not liking politicians they like more than their kids, or wish their kids married, and I say this as a bi man, whose own Liberal Mom does this exact inane swoony shit for impressive young politicians, and was astounded I would not date Mayor Pete in any hypothetical but to ruin his career in politics, which she didnt find too funny. But its a goddamn problem of non conscious engagement with everyone younger than them as some child forever, and they are glee...

• Post #3014047

  One of my coworkers whispered about a sickout and ahem, I am gonna start probing with others who are similarly fed up. ngl, I have never been at a place with anyone gutsy enough to even mention it besides me so I'm actually kinda itching to do it.

• Post #3014046

  Got a Kane tattoo, everyone thinks its the quaker oates quaker. This is a disaster.

• Post #3014045

  Im not saying you should have a cry trigger so that if you need a cry (which you do if you are becoming absolutely jaded and void), but mine is a song, our wedding song and goddamn was a good choice. https://youtu.be/wBEesrdaRog?si=I-SRY4zyU8ogEWuZ Every. Single. Time.

• Post #3014043

  Kinda pissed I dont feel capable of volunteer firefighting forest fires in dire need. I was never capable, but now I dont ~*feel*~ capable, huge difference.

• Post #3014042

  Flipping motor oil that hasnt been marked up at convenience stores, where you know they have it and nobody buys it there. 6.79 quarter face value going for twice that. This is profiteering at the lowest silliest level

• Post #3014040

  I wish antisocial and asocial people were more ultra about it just so they didn't wasted time with their obvious need to cheat on their premise.

• Post #3014039

  I kinda sorta get how sleep deprivation torture works now on account of my body refusing to let me sleep. Everything feels worse, everything is darker and painful.

• Post #3014037

  Its been 6 years and a day. Six years and a lifetime.