Chloé 🥕
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone
<p>hello! I’m Chloé, a nerdy ace trans gal :3</p> <p>this is my lemmy account that I use sometimes. I am also on the microblogging side of the fedi at <a href="https://toot.cat/@carotte" rel="nofollow">@carotte@toot.cat</a>) :3</p> <p>pronouns are she/her</p> <p><img src="https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/da90edc1-cc05-4a3b-adab-01bf7f26fb2c.webp" alt="In burning red text: “wait i can put images here”" /></p>
Posts
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Post #4345708
“obama is a war criminal” “go kill yourself you [ableist slur]” thank u for demonstrating to the class why you’re called blue maga
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Post #4065496
“^carotte$” is in the user regexes but i’m not the user list… hmmm. looking at the list i’m wondering how is it possible that any content from lemmy showed up on tesseract lol. why did they block “article is paywalled”??? this is more ridiculous than that guy who thought crediting was advertisement lol
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Post #3720166
announcing this the same day as the phasing out of physical discs is… a choice lol
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flexible mason's rule made of lead
transcript Tweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me
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this xkcd is from 2013 (rule)
alt text The simple answers to the questions that get asked about every new technology: Will [blank] make us all geniuses? No Will [blank] make us all morons? No Will [blank] destroy whole industries? Yes Will [blank] make us more empathetic? No Will [blank] make us less caring? No Will teens use [blank] for sex? Yes Were they going to have sex anyway? Yes Will [blank] destroy music? No Will [blank] destroy art? No But can’t we go back to a time when- No Will [blank] bring about world...
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fruletility
Alt text Screenshot of a Tumblr post by iamoutofideas, everything is in all caps: Fertility rate in Canada drops to 0% Justin Trudeau announced his plan yesterday to drain cock juice from every Canadian resident as part of an initiative to become the worlds first asexual country, stating that “the splooge was #cancelled”. By that night the pumping was already underway. “We’re all outta cum dude” says a frail Toronto resident [smaller, not in all caps] Source: cbc.ca
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regra
Transcript Screenshot of a tweet and a quote of that tweet: the original, by “Lord Miles Official”, says “New Testament Bible in Pashto, the language of the Taliban”, and shows three pictures of the aforementioned Bible (one of the cover, one of the open book, and one of the page crediting the authors, www.AfghanBibles.org). The quote tweet, by “nome invalido”, says (in Portuguese) “Tweet em inglês, a língua do Jeffrey Epstein”.
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Post #738125
even then, the crime is the colonization, the theft, not the people being there