fruletility
2026-05-15 20:28 UTC
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Screenshot of a Tumblr post by iamoutofideas, everything is in all caps:
Fertility rate in Canada drops to 0%
Justin Trudeau announced his plan yesterday to drain cock juice from every Canadian resident as part of an initiative to become the worlds first asexual country, stating that “the splooge was #cancelled”. By that night the pumping was already underway.
“We’re all outta cum dude” says a frail Toronto resident
[smaller, not in all caps] Source: cbc.ca
Replies (7)
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@FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-15 20:47
This is so tragic, the cum harvesting has spread out of China and into Canada.
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@akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-15 22:15
Its true. Im from Canada, near Toronto. This happened
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@iocase@lemmy.zip 2026-05-15 23:42
😫😫 my dick still hurts from this. Thanks Trudeau! 😫😫
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@Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-16 12:18
chloe! heyhi dear chloe ~
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@hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2026-05-17 13:39
is this why Alberta wanted to gtfo ?
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@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-05-17 14:26
S’ a boner
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@Leviathan@lemmy.world 2026-05-20 19:43
Was totally fine, tbh, would get squeezed again.