josh buermann
buermann@mastodon.social
<p>"Man has survived hitherto because he was too ignorant to know how to realize his wishes. Now that he can realize them, he must either change them or perish."</p><p>Profile picture alt text: Nelson Mandela Muntz Sr anchoring the news and armpit farting at camera one, then turning to camera two with another breaking armpit fart.</p>
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Post #4386410
A $2 trillion deficit -- 6% of GDP! -- to pump technofascist stock tickers is, everybody agrees, truly the bedrock of this economic golden age. https://www.wsj.com/business/earnings/palantir-lifts-guidance-as-revenue-nearly-doubles-f4d79fa7
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Post #3727900
perhaps police shouldn't be allowed to stalk random women and threaten their families using the full leverage of state and corporate mass surveillance without an iota of oversight https://www.404media.co/footage-shows-cop-stalking-woman-he-met-on-a-tv-set-after-surveilling-her-with-a-license-plate-reader
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Post #3635778
Mitch McConnell may or may not be conscious or even alive, nobody knows why his wife is spending his hopsitalization abroad meeting with the vice president of China, but that's nothing compared to the cover up of Joe Biden's age.
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Post #2366532
&quot;The 15 largest hospital systems charged an average of 282 percent more than the Medicare rate, the study found, resulting in $22 million in profit per hospital per year.&quot; https://prospect.org/2026/05/08/corporate-hospitals-bilking-americans-gop-destroys-health-care/
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Post #2366531
An incomplete catalog of Trump&#39;s projects to turn Washington DC back into a swamp. https://www.readtangle.com/the-everything-everywhere-all-at-once-corruption-story/
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Post #2366530
mar-a-lago face is for masking the ideological inbreeding of the master race
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Post #2366529
It&#39;s kind of funny how much despair people can knot themselves up into without observing the elementary stripping of publishers&#39; liability for promoting harmful speech. Would this resurgence of orality be so awful if people with terrible things to say weren&#39;t being promoted as ubiquitous authorities? The race to the bottom of the discourse has been unhindered by consequence in novel, disregulated ways. It was a choice that Candace Owens became a public health authority....
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Post #2366528
The lab leakers are such vindictive blockheads. https://www.science.org/content/article/guns-and-bulletproof-vests-how-federal-agents-arrested-fauci-aide
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Post #2366527
Found myself calling a hotel to make a reservation yesterday when none of the websites could complete one, like the stack of bugs running the industry finally swallowed its servers.
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Post #2366526
&quot;I’m beginning to regret having lived so long — because we’re going downhill.&quot; https://www.statnews.com/2026/03/02/stanley-plotkin-profile-godfather-of-vaccines-worried/
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Post #2366525
Self-driving tech going so well I&#39;m seeing billboards advertising at women to get into long haul trucking, a career with year after year 100+% turnover because working conditions are too miserly for the self-driving humans.
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Post #2366524
&quot;The Trump team said the economy was in a secret recession because it was dependent on health care jobs. Stephen Miran of the CEA and Secretary Bessent argued at the beginning of 2025 that “73% of all jobs created [during the Biden years] were due to government-adjacent sectors like [...] education and health care&quot;... during the first 10 months of their administration... private education and health services were responsible for a comical 255% of all job growth.&quot; http...
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Post #1722864
&quot;20-year-old student Abdul-Rahman al-Rawi was killed in a U.S. airstrike in Iraq in February 2024. At the time a top U.S. official said the strikes used AI targeting and the military later accepted al-Rawi was killed unintentionally – even sending his family a letter of condolence... CENTCOM’s chief technology officer, Schuyler Moore, declared the targets had been identified with support from [Palantir&#39;s] machine learning algorithms known as Project Maven.&quot; https://air...
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Post #1425711
Israel is always innovating in its efforts to control collateral damage. For instance consider this week&#39;s quadruple-tap strike in Mayfadoun, which managed to murder paramedics from three separate ambulance services as each attempted in turn to rescue the last first responders. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/16/israel-escalates-attacks-on-medics-in-lebanon-with-deadly-quadruple-tap
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Post #1410625
The director of the Pentagon’s new “Economic Defense Unit” helped train four of the Saudi bonesaw operators who dismembered Jamal Khashoggi. https://responsiblestatecraft.org/khashoggi-cerberus/
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Post #1343317
&quot;Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, SSRIs, benzos, which are known to induce violence. Those kids are gonna have a chance to go [to one of my wellness farms] and be ‘reparented,&#39;&quot; Robert F Kennedy Jr explained on a podcast without explaining what &quot;reparented&quot; means, letting him off the hook two years later when a congress member asked him to explain it and he could blame his cocktail of toilet seat cocaine, crystal meth, heroin, and...
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Post #1031639
The monumental manpower manning the tech press -- seemingly the last large labor pool of reporters in the country, are they all on the silicon valley payroll? -- could easily stuff their pages full with tales from revolutions in healthcare and energy but all they ever want to blather about are murderous scammy chatbots that spawn spaghetti code and technical debt, blindly steal the efforts of artists, and flood the courts with endless fabricated citations.
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Post #945809
I guess Donald figures since he brought drug prices down by 1500% it&#39;s no big deal to increase them by 100%. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/02/trump-pharmaceutical-tariffs-100percent.html
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Post #170331
Tesla's quarterly net income is down 61% from a year ago, in which time frame our savvy investor classes have bid its stock up 9%. https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tesla-annual-profit-plunges-lowest-level-pandemic-129651624