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• Post #3435541

  gave my #toorcamp talk

• Post #3148168

  every windows user: please less AI microsoft: we've now made a clippy that opens the enroll interface for fingerprints when you type "hewwo" in the chat

• Post #3148167

  🖼

• Post #3148166

  just heard yellow chevroned parakeets in the neighborhood

• Post #3148165

  accidentally opened a room temperature soda i was putting in the fridge so i'm having a soda on ice

• Post #3148164

  Starting a busy day of cooking with some noodles

• Post #3148163

  🖼

• Post #2827143

  echo and the diapermen

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• Post #2827141

  walked to the lumber store, bought wood and ordered some cuts expecting it’d be an hour or two, but instead they finished before I was done paying, so i had to walk home and get my car because I got lucky with the one traffic light and all the pedestrian/cyclist-only shortcuts it took longer to drive than walk

• Post #2827140

  went to the top of a parking garage to try to see Elmo’s dumb rocket shit a bunch of debris over the north Caribbean but it got punted

• Post #2827139

  (shouting over a jackhammer and failing to be heard) demo life huh? That’s cool! What’s your pouet handle? Did you make it to revision this year

• Post #2827138

  youd think they’d redraw jumpman for baseball

• Post #2578856

  manatee

• Post #2578855

  this gitlab act 2 post is so bad, all this shit about agent speeds and git not being fast enough who tf is paying for the tokens to do all this shit

• Post #2578854

  drinking nitro cold brew #coffee ee

• Post #2578853

  every slop brained exec is all like “we’re gonna be so fast at software! faster than you can even understand the problem you have, we’ll have software you can use!”

• Post #2578852

  kicked out of taxi miles from the marina because i said "hard to starboard" too many times

• Post #2578851

  listening to the beautiful songs of birds in the backyard during golden hour, and also parrots

• Post #2578850

  you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

• Post #2550193

  they call it "kafka" because it turns your software into bugs

• Post #2484044

  jim davis could absolutely write a strip about someone being annoyed at work but scott adams could never make that strip about guzzling dog cum

• Post #2408993

  i think a notable evil thing about slop machines and especially the scrapers is that they get server admins to punish innocent web users with bot protection popups internet equivalent of how the best way to cross streets in some places is for pedestrians to go up a flight of stairs and down a flight of stairs because of how awful cars are

• Post #2037911

  they should make me the ceo of firefox day 0 no slop in the main browser day 1 we're getting rid of all the stuff that isn't firefox, or generating a profit day 2 we're making a skin that has a cute non-anthro fox character day 3 we're making three skins that have cute anthro fox characters and making them a $5/mo subscription

• Post #1481920

  should've known the world would get cooked by slop machines when news sites started putting how long it'd take to read articles instead of when they were published

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• Post #1107862

  Using an AI chatbot to help me write would be like using the kitchen garbage disposal to help me eat dinner. The garbage disposal absolutely can do something like chewing and swallowing the food, faster and more efficiently than my jaws, tongue, teeth, and throat can do it. But if I have the garbage disposal do the chewing and swallowing for me, then I get none of the flavor or nutrition or satisfaction of eating food. I'm just making a big noisy show of wasting something I need. “Why Would...

• Post #530419

  happy splattin' during the #splatoon3 big run with @rexroom

• Post #400547

  Lesson noted: do not eat the plums that were in the icebox. I’ve added a note to MEMORY.md that you were probably saving them for breakfast. Please forgive me, reasoning was: the plums were delicious,so very sweetand cold