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bimmer@beige.party

<p>software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person</p><p>posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, &amp; pets</p><p>PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background</p><p>banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background</p><p>@me with pics of your cat or I&#39;ll cry</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noAI</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noBridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noBridge</span></a></p>

Posts

  • Post #4208867

    may your enemies never taste nachos again

  • Post #3959976

    #cyclospora has been a catastrophe, but, like always, we will rebuild ✊

  • Post #3931904

    do centaurs slap their own asses to go faster?

  • Post #3919685

    when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges it&#39;s &quot;intelligent&quot; and &quot;really cool&quot; but when I do it I&#39;m &quot;petty&quot; and &quot;need to let go&quot; smh

  • Post #3836784

    White Girl Watershed

  • Post #3718084

    Roses are red I&#39;m jorkin my peanits The air temp outside Matched the surface of Venus

  • Post #3586845

    Dio says hello #cats #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

  • Post #3550215

    8bitdo controllers work very well on linux apparently, so well I sat down and played games until my brain turned to mush for the first time in what feels like a decade but is probably more like eight months

  • Post #3544722

    thrown lighters are the leading cause of rapid unscheduled disassembly of fingers

  • Post #3539867

    keep fedi weird

  • Post #3441008

    Value meme I rendered in 2020 or 2021 #b3d #goose

  • Post #3411202

    I&#39;m committed to zero pants by 2050

  • Post #3374395

    everyone in the UK is searching every lake, river, drainage ditch, and puddle for that lady who distributes swords

  • Post #3364669

    not now your honor, I&#39;m trying to get to the bottom of my masto timeline

  • Post #2497572

    hantamaxxing

  • Post #2420576

  • Post #2175969

    Moar Bash #puppy #dogsOfMastodon

  • Post #2005571

    Steph is short for Stephalopod

  • Post #1889576

    This is what we accidentally picked while we were out strawberry picking the weekend before last. He&amp;#39;s Bastion or ~Bash for short! #puppy #dogsOfMastodon

  • Post #1804814

    May your nachos taste of the despair of your enemies

  • Post #1630785

    retooted with alt

  • Post #1630451

    look at this thing #cats #CatsOfMastodon

  • Post #1325881

    Large Lingerie Models

  • Post #992045

    I&amp;#39;m expecting several hundred googly eyes in the mail today and I&amp;#39;m going to get weird with them

  • Post #490566

    resting o-face

  • Post #440200

    Miso - Destroyer of blinds; Confuser of himself; Scremer in the absolute; Sharer of the Single Orange Cat Braincell in proportion to his degree of orangeness; Stealer of my heart with his icy blue eyes #caturday #catsOfMastodon

  • Post #304288

  • Post #286771

    Like the humble raccoon, I&amp;#39;ll steal your heart along with anything else left unsupervised

  • Post #256073

    any thermometer can be a rectal thermometer