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bimmer@beige.party
<p>software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person</p><p>posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, & pets</p><p>PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background</p><p>banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background</p><p>@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noAI</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noBridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noBridge</span></a></p>
Posts
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Post #4208867
may your enemies never taste nachos again
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Post #3959976
#cyclospora has been a catastrophe, but, like always, we will rebuild ✊
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Post #3931904
do centaurs slap their own asses to go faster?
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Post #3919685
when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges it's "intelligent" and "really cool" but when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to let go" smh
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Post #3836784
White Girl Watershed
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Post #3718084
Roses are red I'm jorkin my peanits The air temp outside Matched the surface of Venus
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Post #3586845
Dio says hello #cats #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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Post #3550215
8bitdo controllers work very well on linux apparently, so well I sat down and played games until my brain turned to mush for the first time in what feels like a decade but is probably more like eight months
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Post #3544722
thrown lighters are the leading cause of rapid unscheduled disassembly of fingers
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Post #3539867
keep fedi weird
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Post #3441008
Value meme I rendered in 2020 or 2021 #b3d #goose
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Post #3411202
I'm committed to zero pants by 2050
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Post #3374395
everyone in the UK is searching every lake, river, drainage ditch, and puddle for that lady who distributes swords
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Post #3364669
not now your honor, I'm trying to get to the bottom of my masto timeline
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Post #2497572
hantamaxxing
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Post #2175969
Moar Bash #puppy #dogsOfMastodon
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Post #2005571
Steph is short for Stephalopod
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Post #1889576
This is what we accidentally picked while we were out strawberry picking the weekend before last. He&#39;s Bastion or ~Bash for short! #puppy #dogsOfMastodon
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Post #1804814
May your nachos taste of the despair of your enemies
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Post #1630785
retooted with alt
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Post #1630451
look at this thing #cats #CatsOfMastodon
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Post #1325881
Large Lingerie Models
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Post #992045
I&#39;m expecting several hundred googly eyes in the mail today and I&#39;m going to get weird with them
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Post #490566
resting o-face
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Post #440200
Miso - Destroyer of blinds; Confuser of himself; Scremer in the absolute; Sharer of the Single Orange Cat Braincell in proportion to his degree of orangeness; Stealer of my heart with his icy blue eyes #caturday #catsOfMastodon
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Post #286771
Like the humble raccoon, I&#39;ll steal your heart along with anything else left unsupervised
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Post #256073
any thermometer can be a rectal thermometer