Wilson "Beans Clock" Scraddock
beanclock@jorts.horse
<p>lofi beans to chill/relax to</p>
Posts
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Post #3498278
enjoy jorts.horse the way it's creators intended by creating a 24h live stream of every post read out by microsoft sam
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Post #3405155
a man is in a dive bar drinking his sorrows away, trying to find the words to say to his wife at the bottom of the bottle after losing everything on the stock market. barkeep puts his arm around him and asks, what went wrong? through tears the man replies: "goose was not valued"
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Post #3387805
cold brew coffee is not adopted enough in britain it's not good enough
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Post #3378569
pathetic black box, no personality, ridiculous price, doesn't even have a handle
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Post #2033992
when i was about 14 i tried to add star wars day to the wikipedia page for the 4th of may, and a moderator rejected it saying it was a lame joke even the worst daytime radio presenter wouldn&#39;t make. well who&#39;s laughing now buddy? that&#39;s right. the unstoppable death march of capitalism
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Post #1945148
linux and macos will never be as popular as windows until they include a weezer video in the base os install
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Post #1809290
anna&#39;s archive really is something isn&#39;t it
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Post #1809289
done some research. can&#39;t find any examples of clocks full of peas sorry guys
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Post #1809288
@NickGates all blow no show
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Post #1809286
with the 53rd pick of the mastodon draft, jorts.horse select :sm64_p: :sm64_i: :sm64_s: :sm64_s:
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Post #1809284
my time is valuable, this is why i post while i piss
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Post #1809279
smash that like button and don&#39;t forget to put conkers in the corner of your room to keep spiders away
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Post #1809278
quiche that&#39;s been done a million times call that a quliché
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Post #1809274
you know what after 14 years i think i&#39;m finally coming around on gangnam style
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Post #1786556
everyday just do one thing to make the world a better place. ask an old lady if she needs help with her shopping. pick up some litter. put beans in a clock. it&#39;s all enriching the world around you for the people you love and your community.
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Post #1708033
who's got a link cable
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Post #1457238
the number one thing you need to remember about setting up a website is thinking of a catchy url
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Post #1211846
panic! at nabisco
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Post #1117258
it&#39;s 3am and i&#39;m up thinking about long sliced bread again
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