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  I’m like what happens if you leave a person out on the counter for a few weeks.

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  That’s a nice structural problem you’ve got there. It’d be a real shame if someone were to propose an individualized solution for it.

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  Starting a club called Losers, No-Lifes and Lowlifes. You’re all welcome to join.

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  Is anyone doing well? Are they okay?

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  That is NOT what a 10-year-old should look like. What is happening in Argentina?

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  Every year on July 4th, millions of Americans gather to light fireworks so that the Founding Fathers might hear them over the sounds of their own tormented screams in Hell. Traditional sayings include shouts of “Stay down there!,” “You deserve worse!,” and, “Hotter, Satan!”

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  “But AI doesn’t *really* understand what it’s saying.” Wow, so it is just like talking to a person.

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  (The full lecture can be seen here: https://youtu.be/xP8CzlFhc14?si=_rPanXfgCzQUuGVd)

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  Imagine what police’s reputation would be like if there weren’t several genres of entertainment media based around the purely hypothetical questions “What if these people did good things?” and “What if these people were really good at their jobs?”

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  If I keep saving my money and going without anything that makes me happy, in about 30 years I should have enough for a lobotomy.

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  The universe gives me signs. It talks to me through my radio. Mostly it just plays alternative rock but sometimes it tells me to buy things.

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  Would really appreciate it if anyone could help me out with gas today! 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

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  Millions of 18-year-olds are signing up every year for a lifetime of debt so that ChatGPT can get a college education.

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  What even is the new “learn to code”? Like what could we tell young people they can reliably make careers out of? They can’t all be drug dealers and crypto scammers, that’d be impractical. Morticians? Crime scene cleanup?

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  So jealous of people who are stupid enough to be happy.

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  People are so worried about whether people on food stamps are “cheating the system,” but they don’t seem concerned at all that so many people (1 in 8!) in the richest country in the history of the world don’t have enough food to eat. Doesn’t that seem like a problem we could solve if we wanted to?

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  Not dead, not alive, but a secret third thing that’s a huge pain in the ass.

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  This is how he spends the time I’m not home.

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  It becomes clearer every day that “Death to America!” is not about hatred, but the kind of love necessary to save the lives of everyone on Earth.

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  The Venera 13 & 14 Soviet probes returned the first (and most recent) true color images from Venus’ surface—an incredible engineering feat given the surface temperature was 855-869°F and atmospheric pressure 89-94x Earth’s. They continued working after landing for 127 and 57 minutes respectively.

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  “The Thing” was a Soviet listening device invented by Leon Theremin (inventor of the electronic instrument bearing his name) that hung undetected in the US Ambassador to the USSR’s residential study in Moscow for 7 years. One of the first “passive” bugs, it’s considered a predecessor of RFID tech.

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  A sword dangles over the Earth by a strained, taut string that could snap at any moment. We’re already living on borrowed time—what to do with it? There’s no telling even if there’s time enough left to fix this. This sacred and profane time outside of time, extra innings to settle the score forever.

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  What the fuck is the point when the interest on your debt accumulates faster than you can make money to pay it off?

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  Anyone who’s been watching and willing to see it knows the US and “Israel” drop bombs primarily to murder, steal and terrorize, then make up justifications and bullshit rationales after the fact. Don’t waste your time listening to anyone who can’t admit that. Every strike is a war crime.

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  My dream is to take orders and eat shit from people vastly inferior to me in every way forever.

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  You can’t be truly hot without being a little ugly.

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  I’m finally making some progress on the job hunting, mental health and debt fronts, but I could really use some help with gas and credit card/car payments in the meantime. I’d really appreciate it if you’re able to send anything! So sorry to have to ask again. 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)

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  I’m not like that. That’s not the real me. Please call back during my regular hours for basic human decency and compassion for my fellow humans.

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  Hi, great talk. Yeah I guess my question is less of a question and more a cry for help and a mournful scream at the loss of any meaning in a world of chaos and death.

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  Needing to live inside the system for my body and needing to live outside of it for my soul means gaining any ground in either realm is immediately penalized and corrected for in the other.