Apochyderm

apocheir@hachyderm.io

<p>Perhaps if we lived on a crest, things would be different. We could at least see.</p>

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Post #4318434
Gotta drive to another state tomorrow. What good music have you heard lately
Post #4318433
Anprim? No, i said I&#39;m Amprim. American Primitive. *starts shredding on a 12-string*
Post #4318432
Since we&#39;re adding inappropriate tech to cars, we should put CB radio in them too. It&#39;d be like Eternal September except with putting people in real danger
Post #4318431
Whoever does the merch for Mogwai is a genius
Post #4318430
Post #4144277
IT security said we keep failing phishing tests so I asked how many users failed the phishing test and he said everyone did so i said it sounds like IT security is just tricking its own users and then the helpdesk started crying
Post #2974074
uh so how do I unfuck the firefox new tab page after the update that just happened
Post #2974073
when i&#39;m in a making benches into men competition and my competition is zoongie
Post #2974069
i&#39;m always confused when people treat school sports (at least how they are in the US) as a net positive and not a horrifying engine for abuse of all kinds
Post #2974068
Friends of ours are taking care of an abandoned kitten (bottle-feeding age) because nowhere else is able to take it. If the techbro mayor hadn&#39;t decided to have stupid beef with the humane society and cut off their contract, maybe this would be easier to deal with. I told one of them that they should take the kitten to City Hall and be like, &quot;Here, you deal with it!&quot; and he said, &quot;No, the mayor would like... eat it or something&quot;
Post #2974066
I was going through airport security or some kind of travel processing like that. They assigned everyone a code phrase that we had to wear on a chrome necklace. Mine said &quot;WhiteUncleProcessSuxx&quot;
Post #2974063
Gorilla-brand adhesive really missed the boat in not calling their model of cloth-backed tape Duct Ape
Post #1301065
#getfedihired My company is hiring a senior #security architect. We're full time remote and hire residents of most US states. The company is based in New Jersey and has around 150 employees. DM me for more info. Boosts OK