Toots By Tony
anthonybearles@mastodonapp.uk
<p>🇬🇧 🇪🇺 <br />The result of a failed lab experiment in the early 1970s, I now spend my time perfecting my resting sarcastic face.</p>
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Post #1845749
If Valorie Curry doesn't win an award for her scenes in the latest episode of The Boys then there really isn't any justice. Just wow.
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Post #793424
Want to know who&#39;s on the #Epstein list but no don&#39;t want to wait forever? Create a committee called Republicans Against a Paedophile Executive then look at who doesn&#39;t sign up for it.
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Post #793423
This is why we need to push for PR - a fairer and more inclusive electoral system.
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Post #793422
The thing to remember about #Trump is that nobody likes him. Nobody. What they like is who he enables them to be. When the inquiries start not one of his &quot;supporters&quot; will defend him. #impeachtrump #epstein #releasetheepsteinfiles
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Post #793421
#Trump was obviously bullied a lot when he was younger. He now finds it easier to side with the bullies than to stand up to them. This both explains his actions and shows how he can be beaten.
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Post #793420
I&#39;m not saying I&#39;m tired, but last night I dreamt I was asleep.
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Post #793419
Trump is a thin-skinned, whiney little bitch. That&#39;s it. That&#39;s the post.
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Post #793418
Roses are red (but can be white or pink too) Violets are violet (the clue&#39;s in the name) Rhyming is hard when you&#39;re literal. Something about romance.
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Post #793417
On Saturday I was channel hopping and came across the Doctor Who episode &quot;The God Complex&quot; . Another great performance from Matt Smith. How did we get from that quality of storytelling to whatever the hell the last couple of seasons were? Can we please get some proper writers back?
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Post #793416
I bet he&#39;s sweating now. 🤣 #andrewmountbattenwindsor #nonce #yourturnamerica
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Post #793415
Chef: &quot;No, Cumin is one word. Why do you ask?&quot; Me, pulling up trousers: &quot;My bad. You may want to make a fresh batch of these then.&quot;
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Post #793414
There&#39;s always a tweet.
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Post #793413
So, let me get this straight. The brown bin is for green waste whilst the green bin is for brown waste (cardboard), and the blue bin is also a green bin but for neither green or brown waste with the grey bin for everything else. Does that just about cover it? #binception
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Post #793412
We started watching series 2 of &quot;Last One Laughing&quot; yesterday on Amazon and I can honestly say that Diane Morgan reciting Dylan Thomas is one of the most eye-wateringly funny things I have seen in a long time. It&#39;s impossible to explain so I&#39;m just going to suggest that you watch it.
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Post #595506
Remember that it's only Ennui if it's from the Ennui region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread.
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Post #573049
So, let me get this straight. The brown bin is for green waste whilst the green bin is for brown waste (cardboard), and the blue bin is also a green bin but for neither green or brown waste with the grey bin for everything else. Does that just about cover it? #binception
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Post #349113
"Mr In-between" is one the best, most finely crafted TV shows of the past 20 years.