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• Post #4488519

  The sun is rising, the birds are singing, and the Mastodon techies are talking about compute shit I can’t understand. All is as it should be.

• Post #4454850

  Did my ADHD thing where I realize oh! I have unsent invoices! And so I just sent 4 invoices to the courts to the tune of a nice amount. Sometimes, my procrastination means getting checks during that dry period between working a camp and getting paid for it.

• Post #4403482

  WINSTON PUPDATE He now has a lobster bib

• Post #4401907

  Any song by Traffic #caughtondashcamasong #HashtagGames

• Post #4401663

  Axle F’d by Harold Faltermeyer #caughtondashcamasong #HashtagGames

• Post #4401435

  Something In The Freeway by Nirvana #caughtondashcamasong #HashtagGames

• Post #4401298

  Anything by Road Rage Against The Machine #caughtondashcamasong #HashtagGames

• Post #4375295

  Okay, so I may have done a thing.

• Post #4369763

  Can’t laugh? Someone might be secretly slipping you mirth control.

• Post #4287962

  I had to interpret at the hospital last night for a camp student (everything is okay, don’t worry). In the bay immediately next door was a person LOUDLY losing her lunch. Raucously ralphing. Barfing blaringly. Vomiting at volume. It was a dinful disgorging. An ear-splitting emesis. A thunderous chunder. Anyway, four hours of sleep and I’m fine. Finefinefine

• Post #4276647

  Everything reminds me of her

• Post #4209547

  RE: https://ohai.social/@Pikestreet/117004689647814708 *chef kiss*

• Post #4148440

  QUICK REMINDER: Make sure your shoelaces are tied. *this reminder brought to you by camp kids

• Post #4129961

  Some people just aren’t happy unless they have something to be angry about.

• Post #4113564

  A great thing to do for alt text is to simply describe what’s in the image. It doesn’t have to be Pulitzer Prize winning prose. Something as simple as “a cute black kitten sitting in a tiny bandage box,” or “a middle-aged man with graying brown hair looks directly into the camera as someone pours beer over his head.” What isn’t as helpful is when one simply repeats the text of the toot to which the image is attached (unless the toot itself is descriptive text) or oversimplified descriptions lik...

• Post #4101744

  My new catchphrase at the academic camp I’m working these three weeks is “What?! I am sweet angel boy.”

• Post #4094926

  Normalize discussing mistakes in a way that doesn’t sound like moral judgement.

• Post #4092362

  [Saturday Morning] Me: *opening my khaki drawer* IT’S THE WEEKEND, BEIGE BRITCHES

• Post #4078767

  Okay, IT IS ON

• Post #4072191

  What do you call a Dom at a key party?

• Post #4064509

  IT’S WEEKEND BEIGE, BITCHES!!

• Post #4047688

  I’m in the final class of the day for this academic camp, and the Deaf students are playing music and singing. The Deaf. Students. Are. Playing. Music. And. Singing.

• Post #4042318

  He’s now in interpreter rotation.

• Post #4039851

  Reminder that we don’t have to overthrow the government. But we *do* need to deal with the billionaires who own it.

• Post #4010424

  Someone please convince Pete Hegseth that men with high T are always docking

• Post #3987346

  I’m so tired of all this bullshit that I can’t even enjoy reading satire about it any more.

• Post #3985694

  Jimothy is so relatable because he’s awkward and shaped a little funny.

• Post #3940605

  Now that’s more like it.

• Post #3934286

  [At the Villains Guild] Corrupto: We’ve all been sharing our origin stories, Dean. What’s yours? Me: Well, I was renovating the deck and it all went wrong Corrupto: *taking two steps back, looking worried* oh shit, oh fuck

• Post #3928261

  Sent our oldest grandkid home with 3 Alfred Hitchcock and the Three Investigators books. If he likes them, we have a whole pile of them for him.