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• Badge of Honor

• An American in Paris

• US fans of the Olympics frustrated by 'confusing and expensive' pickpocket in France

  One visitor, Sleve McDichael of Freedom, Wisconsin, asked “Why don’t they just pay their petty criminals a living wage? I already paid good money to see NBA players stand on a podium, I shouldn’t have to subsidize the Artful Dodger’s opium habit.”

• Steam Contruler

  Alt text: A screenshot of community layouts for the steam controller for the Halo Master Chief collection The top and bottom layouts are nothing unexpected, but cutoff in the screenshot; the middle one is named “Toast” and has the description “Destroy me with your protoboy thighs”

• When your partner asks where you learned that

  Help the horny posters got to me Alt text: The “expanding brain” meme: Small brain: watching porn Normal brain: reading guides online Big brain: being in a relationship Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)

• Post #936989

  It’s Slways Aunny in Filadelphia

• Post #173833

  Alt text: A tweet reading “don’t talk to me like this ever again” above a screenshot of a notification saying “Cowabunga! You’re ovulating, dude!”

• Post #168160

  Alt text: A comic portraying someone talking with their therapist about Maslow’s hierarchy of needs (panel 1) The therapist asks “so, do you know about Maslow’s hierarchy of needs?” and the patient responds “yes it’s… It’s a meme” (panel 2) The therapist asks “How is that a meme?” (panel 3) The patient says “Well people will just color the whole pyramid and say like…” (panel 4) A colored-in pyramid captioned “dick from a girl with autism” (panel 5) the therapist is speechless Artist:...